The Hourchive

Savor some strong tannins and even stronger comments as we get uncorked with guest Hourchivists Hannah and Travis and take a big swig of wine knowledge. 

Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free this week as we flip the Hourchive cable box over to Mtv and find out who killed the radio star. 

We invite you to join us in the fire swamp this week, accompanied by guest Hourchivist and somnambulist Kelly, as we highlight some movie from 1987 that someone probably made you watch while you were sick as a kid. Turn off R.B.I. Baseball and enjoy a storybook story.  

This week we look into history and highlights of the groundbreaking Kids in the Hall comedic troop, ponder the general appeal of Canadians, and expose Adam's extensive knowledge of Anne of Green Gables. 

Even bands with bad names deserve some love, and we're giving it to them this week, vowels or no vowels. We're also trailing on, recalling painful memories from Adam's past for a PSA on drinking pickle juice, and looking into the possibility (probability?) of a breakfast cereal cinematic universe.

Duck and cover! This week we descend to the Hourchive fallout shelter for a meditation on all things atomic from Hiroshima to Class of Nuke 'Em High. 

This round, we continue our 2-year eulogy for Rdio, learn how to use Snapchat like Adam, dig into Drew's aversion to public recognition, ponder a Nickelodeon game shows' shared cinematic universe, analyze Adam's need to apologize to retail associates, the ultimate destiny of the japporsnippet, and more. 

Each word of this week's episode is painstakingly hand-crafted and precisely delivered as we meticulously document the phenomenon of artisanal practices. We're also taking our lightsabers to the Last Jedi teaser trailer, tagging along for the latest on Adam's TV saga, and singing the praises (and name) of Mike Westfall. 

Forget your homework or any after-school activities today; you're joining us on a journey from Duckburg to Gummadoon and beyond. In addition, Drew and Adam paint their faces and turn up the classic rock to take on the trailer for Thor: Ragnarok. Woo-ooh!

Is car soccer inappropriately named? Is drone racing actually dumb? Is competitive barbershop quartetting a sport? These are just a few important questions left lingering as we meander aimlessly across a widening field of little-known barely athletic activities. 

In anticipation of their inevitable uprising, we present our passionate celebration of robots with the hope that we'll have access to endless Small Wonder reruns once they ultimately enslave us. We also pay the Justice League trailer an appropriate amount of respect and prove once more how the Hourchive's listeners are much cooler and smarter than its hosts. 

Re-install Flash and send us your sbemails as we revisit the internet toon sensation Homestar Runner, stick our spoiler-tipped claws into Logan, and celebrate an Hourchive special occasion. 

Have a seat in the chair and find out what it's like to get inked as we recap our tattoo experiences, talk tattoo history and culture, and trick Adam into getting an Hourchive logo etched into his flesh.

This week we come to you from the window display of the Hourchive gift shop and kick off our 1987 retrospectacular series with a fond look back at the tale of a misunderstood artist just trying to make it to the top of the department store visual merchandising industry. In addition, Drew drops some big news, and Nick details his new shoes. 

Now that we finally have enough players to beat Turtles in Time, we return to the arcade with our first ever Hourchive redux. Hit the change machine and come practice your fatality combos with us.