So I Married A Movie Geek

Stephen King Halloween double feature, kids! Yup. Krissy had somehow avoided these 2 flicks for waaaaaaay too long: It (1990) and Pet Sematary (1989). She even thought one of them was a comedy until this weekend. So, like we do, we watched both of them and "discussed" them over wine and the saddest, saddest Skittles. Oh yeah. The good stuff. You know how it is. Listen as we jump from random subject to random subject. Chatter babble like: IT kids vs. IT adults, Pennywise The Clown, clowns in general, "Remember Our Pact" phone calls, cockroach puke tubs and rats, Jonathan Brandis' golden tresses, Ladybugs!!!, the ending of IT, anti-coma bike rides, Dr. Mistakes, Maximum Overdrive Drive, creepy but quite talkative kid zombies, not-Mr. Wizard, Edward Furlong, zombie dogs, zombie Justin, etc. We even list our worst (and most embarrassing) Halloween costumes of the past. Rated PG-15 for mature-ish audiences!

Picture it: you're lost in the woods with no map, very little food, and you're down a man. It's been five days, and unless something changes, death seems imminent. WHAT DO YOU DO?? If you answered 'set a forest fire and run up a flame retardant tree' or 'follow the circular creek to freedom!' you could be the next guest on So I Married a Movie Geek!  Yup, J and K have it all figured out, kids. All they need now is to fashion an oscillating fan into a standalone panning camera to catch some grandpa ghosts, and they'll be set! This podcast is rated PG-13 15+ due to in-depth discussions about witches, ghosts, bloody mary and rape closets. ...Truly, there are no words.

Picture it: you're lost in the woods with no map, very little food, and you're down a man. It's been five days, and unless something changes, death seems imminent. WHAT DO YOU DO?? If you answered 'set a forest fire and run up a flame retardant tree' or 'follow the circular creek to freedom!' you could be the next guest on So I Married a Movie Geek!  Yup, J and K have it all figured out, kids. All they need now is to fashion an oscillating fan into a standalone panning camera to catch some grandpa ghosts, and they'll be set! This podcast is rated PG-13 15+ due to in-depth discussions about witches, ghosts, bloody mary and rape closets. ...Truly, there are no words.

Picture it: you're lost in the woods with no map, very little food, and you're down a man. It's been five days, and unless something changes, death seems imminent. WHAT DO YOU DO?? If you answered 'set a forest fire and run up a flame retardant tree' or 'follow the circular creek to freedom!' you could be the next guest on So I Married a Movie Geek!  Yup, J and K have it all figured out, kids. All they need now is to fashion an oscillating fan into a standalone panning camera to catch some grandpa ghosts, and they'll be set! This podcast is rated PG-13 15+ due to in-depth discussions about witches, ghosts, bloody mary and rape closets. ...Truly, there are no words.

We invite a real live human being (and a real hero) to the podcast this week and man oh man....do we start drinking wine early. LOTS OF WINE. Cheap glorious wine. Our favorite critic, Grae Drake of The Popcorn Mafia (and Movies Dot Com) fame, guests for the 2nd time to go head to head with Krissy for a rather balanced edition of CLOONEY VS. GOSLING: HOTTIE OFF.  Plus, we discuss the brand new Footloose and whether it's worth a look, celebrity hair makeovers, trips to Romania, lost Blu-ray features, talking with Steven Bauer/Rhea/Wright, being in the near vicinity of Clooney's tractor beams, DRIVE and its soundtrack, taking pee breaks during movies, couple celeb cheat lists, All The President's Men and much much more! Rated R for mature audiences!

We invite a real live human being (and a real hero) to the podcast this week and man oh man....do we start drinking wine early. LOTS OF WINE. Cheap glorious wine. Our favorite critic, Grae Drake of The Popcorn Mafia (and Movies Dot Com) fame, guests for the 2nd time to go head to head with Krissy for a rather balanced edition of CLOONEY VS. GOSLING: HOTTIE OFF.  Plus, we discuss the brand new Footloose and whether it's worth a look, celebrity hair makeovers, trips to Romania, lost Blu-ray features, talking with Steven Bauer/Rhea/Wright, being in the near vicinity of Clooney's tractor beams, DRIVE and its soundtrack, taking pee breaks during movies, couple celeb cheat lists, All The President's Men and much much more! Rated R for mature audiences!

We invite a real live human being (and a real hero) to the podcast this week and man oh man....do we start drinking wine early. LOTS OF WINE. Cheap glorious wine. Our favorite critic, Grae Drake of The Popcorn Mafia (and Movies Dot Com) fame, guests for the 2nd time to go head to head with Krissy for a rather balanced edition of CLOONEY VS. GOSLING: HOTTIE OFF.  Plus, we discuss the brand new Footloose and whether it's worth a look, celebrity hair makeovers, trips to Romania, lost Blu-ray features, talking with Steven Bauer/Rhea/Wright, being in the near vicinity of Clooney's tractor beams, DRIVE and its soundtrack, taking pee breaks during movies, couple celeb cheat lists, All The President's Men and much much more! Rated R for mature audiences!

This generation may be gaga over Robert Pattinson, but really, who are we kidding? It’s all about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise… and Gary Oldman? Yup – Halloween came early this month, folks, as J and K embrace all things Nosferatu. Also, Nosferatu may or may not be an anagram for something rather insidious and odoriferous that kept making its way into the podcast… Could it be FOG?! Enjoy your favorite Movie Geek couple’s dissection of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ and ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ (not to be confused with Braaahhhhham Stroker’s version). Find out which vamp J has a healthy man crush on and which movie scared/scarred Kris so deeply as a child that she put off seeing the whole thing until now. Join us for this week’s podcast, won’t you? It’s really something you can seek your teeth into. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Rated PG-13)

This generation may be gaga over Robert Pattinson, but really, who are we kidding? It’s all about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise… and Gary Oldman? Yup – Halloween came early this month, folks, as J and K embrace all things Nosferatu. Also, Nosferatu may or may not be an anagram for something rather insidious and odoriferous that kept making its way into the podcast… Could it be FOG?! Enjoy your favorite Movie Geek couple’s dissection of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ and ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ (not to be confused with Braaahhhhham Stroker’s version). Find out which vamp J has a healthy man crush on and which movie scared/scarred Kris so deeply as a child that she put off seeing the whole thing until now. Join us for this week’s podcast, won’t you? It’s really something you can seek your teeth into. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Rated PG-13)

This generation may be gaga over Robert Pattinson, but really, who are we kidding? It’s all about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise… and Gary Oldman? Yup – Halloween came early this month, folks, as J and K embrace all things Nosferatu. Also, Nosferatu may or may not be an anagram for something rather insidious and odoriferous that kept making its way into the podcast… Could it be FOG?! Enjoy your favorite Movie Geek couple’s dissection of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ and ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ (not to be confused with Braaahhhhham Stroker’s version). Find out which vamp J has a healthy man crush on and which movie scared/scarred Kris so deeply as a child that she put off seeing the whole thing until now. Join us for this week’s podcast, won’t you? It’s really something you can seek your teeth into. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Rated PG-13)

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle's plot, K's personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie's tragic helicopter accident, "Kick The Can," LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle's plot, K's personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie's tragic helicopter accident, "Kick The Can," LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle's plot, K's personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie's tragic helicopter accident, "Kick The Can," LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!

Baseball vs. porn. Porn vs. baseball. How do you choose between the 2 subjects of our latest double feature? One features Brad Pitt playing the smooth-talking manager of the record-breaking 2002 Oakland Athletics. The other features a character who wears a dildo on his head and a woman known for pleasuring 4 men at the same - albeit gross - time. MONEYBALL and ORGAZMO, you guys. Tons of fun. We discuss baseball movies, Dodger Stadium seating, the Brad and Jen and Angelina Monster, Jonah Hill, nerding out about statistics, the importance of whipped cream porn, the infamous back room at Club Vid, karaoke birthday rules and MUCH more! Rated PG-13 with hints of strong language (mostly from Krissy) and discussion of Orgazmo's infamous "DV/DA shot."

Baseball vs. porn. Porn vs. baseball. How do you choose between the 2 subjects of our latest double feature? One features Brad Pitt playing the smooth-talking manager of the record-breaking 2002 Oakland Athletics. The other features a character who wears a dildo on his head and a woman known for pleasuring 4 men at the same - albeit gross - time. MONEYBALL and ORGAZMO, you guys. Tons of fun. We discuss baseball movies, Dodger Stadium seating, the Brad and Jen and Angelina Monster, Jonah Hill, nerding out about statistics, the importance of whipped cream porn, the infamous back room at Club Vid, karaoke birthday rules and MUCH more! Rated PG-13 with hints of strong language (mostly from Krissy) and discussion of Orgazmo's infamous "DV/DA shot."