The Say What Podcast

Failed New Years resolutions, sound machines, coffee snobs, and more awkward bathroom encounters. News stories include: A Florida Man Doesn't Want To Do Chores; Cuts Off His Mom's Head, A Man's Life Is Saved By Cocaine and Hookers, and A Public Masturbator Steals A Dog And Leaps Out A Window. We finish the show with a brand new year of trivia with Grahm followed by listener mail. Make sure to give us a five-star review on iTunes and Stitcher and tell a friend about this podcast!

Elves on shelves, the science of Santa Claus, and the 12 Days Of Christmas. We wrap up our year by playing our trivia finale and reading the worst Christmas gifts our listeners have ever received. News stories include: Pancho Claus - The Tex Mex Santa, An Ugly Tree Ruins A Town's Holiday Spirit, and A Man Is Arrested For Shooting At Mistletoe In A Georgia Mall. Thanks for a great year and have a wonderful holiday!

We ramble about Thanksgiving, Bill Cosby, magical cleanse diets, and giant snow storms. Unfortunately, the three of us are insanely busy for the rest of the year so scheduling episodes will be difficult for us in the upcoming weeks. We'll post episodes when we can between now and January, and after that we should be right back into the swing of things. Thanks for your continued support. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and we'll see you in a couple of weeks!

We break down the practicality of solar roadways and discuss the struggles of losing weight. News stories include: A yeti is the main suspect in a murder case, a woman threatens to kill people over a stale cinnamon bun, a man robs a bank with a stick, and a woman is arrested for throwing cat poop at a breast cancer walk. We'd like to thank you for supporting our show! Help us out by rating us on iTunes and Stitcher!

Chase has the plague and missed most of the show, but we pushed on without him and discussed reasons why you should cancel your facebook account, and we tell you what it would cost to book your favorite bands. News stories include: Bill Murray crashes a bachelor party to give a speech, a man is arrested for making love to an ATM machine and a picnic table, a stripper is being sued for stealing a customer's DVD collection, and a caveman is arrested for smuggling drugs into a concert. Tell a friend about this podcast, and don't forget to rate us on iTunes & Stitcher!

If you're undecided on what to buy for your mom on Mother's Day, we'll help you pick out the perfect item that'll surely surprise her. We also fight about coffee creamers, and Grahm tries to sell his childhood possessions on Craigslist. News stories include: A guy robs a Waffle House with a pitchfork, an elderly man gets jail time for drug trafficking, a naked man tries to entice a truck driver by masturbating behind the wheel, and a woman goes completely insane because she didn't get a corndog. Make sure to give us a five-star rating on iTunes and Stitcher, and help us out by telling a friend about this podcast!

Why Grahm thinks iced coffee is bad, how to fix a chipped tooth, and when to use the caps lock key. News stories include: A rapper severs his penis and jumps from a balcony, a man attempts a robbery using a potato as a weapon, a naked man wanders into a Walmart because he took the wrong drugs, and a kid holds himself ransom for $200. Make sure to give us a five-star rating on iTunes and Stitcher, and help us out by telling a friend about this show!

Losing your wallet, fixing your broken car, and complaining about technical difficulties. News stories include: A woman poops in a courthouse elevator, a man named God isn't allowed to file his taxes, a Florida woman breaks into a McDonald's and eats ice cream, and a guy attacks his roommate because he thought he was Jesus. Make sure to check out our sponsors TweakedAudio.com (use offer code saywhatpod) and websitedesignbyheath.com. You can help us out by giving us a 5-star review on iTunes and Stitcher, or simply by telling a friend about this podcast.

April Fools, Missing jets, and Tom's vacation. News stories include: A man lock's his wife in a shed for singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" when his mother died, a naked cowboy breaking into a house to watch a baseball game, a maturbating yogi in a national park, and a naked man high on cocaine riding a tricycle. Make sure to tell a friend about this show, and give us a 5-star rating on iTunes and Stitcher! We've missed you. Enjoy the show!

An announcement regarding the second half of Season 2 of the Say What Podcast.

Is Grahm a man or a woman? We answer that question before diving into the 5 worst cities in America and recapping last week's discussion on the metric system. News stories include: A man is fired from his job for using a forklift to retrieve a Twix bar, a laughing man steals money from the Girl Scouts, a 96 year old's birthday is ruined when he finds a dead rat in his cake, and a restaurant patron tries to use a 1 trillion dollar bill to pay for his meal. Stick around until the end for Grahm's trivia and emails! Remember to check out our sponsor, Web Design By Heath Arsenault, and tell a friend about this show! www.saywhatpodcast.com www.facebook.com/saywhatpod www.twitter.com/saywhatpod

Tom complains about auto insurance, Grahm grows facial hair, and a listener tries to convince Chase that Curling is a real sport. News stories include: Bigfoot is living in the abandoned houses of Detroit, a man is banned from the internet for pranking his neighbor, a wife calls 911 because her husband wants to "hook up" with his sisters, and police pull over a 10 year old kid who claims he's an adult dwarf. You can help us out by telling a friend about this podcast, or by giving us a 5-star rating on iTunes and Stitcher!

Winter Olympics, Sochi Problems, and Bob Costas's mutant eyeball. News stories include: A suspect flees the scene of a crime in an ice cream truck, McGruff the Crime Dog is arrested on drug charges, a man sends packages of cat poop to several businesses via USPS, and a naked Florida man fights off a police dog, stun guns and billy clubs. Don't forget to tell your friends about this podcast! www.saywhatpodcast.com

Super Bowl Sunday, Fox News allegations, and Justin Bieber is a reptilian alien. News stories include: A cat sitter throws a wild party while the homeowners are away, cow flatulence makes a barn explode, a naked man surprises cheerleaders in a locker room, and a pastor is offering exorcisms via Skype. We'd like to thank you all for supporting our show! Help us out by rating us on iTunes! www.saywhatpodcast.com www.facebook.com/saywhatpod www.twitter.com/saywhatpod

So kids are apparently snorting Smarties in Rhode Island, and maggots are hatching in their noses. We talk about that. We also talk about Grahm legally changing his name, and we try to convince Chase that Curling is a real sport. News stories include: A robber calling a video game store to make sure they had the game he wanted in stock, a woman has a porcupine land on her head, a driver hits a cyclist and drives 10 miles without realizing he's stuck in his windshield, and a drunk man is arrested for riding on a horse with a child. Don't forget to tell your friends about the podcast!