The Comedy Couple

A teacher's kid phobia, funny street signs, drunk dumpster couple, an old vigilante, and a swimming coach had fiery pants!

NBC's "The Slap," Ryan is our "Listener of the Month," childhood video games, Andy's barber, "50 Shades" puzzles, a Facebook moron, crowdfunding kids' parties, and a McDonald's freakout!

Andy ate a gigantic steak on Valentine's Day, #WhatIsLoveIn4Words, the "50 Shades Experience," a Walmart head butt, a swapped at birth lawsuit, and some lady throws bacon at cops!

Rhoda bit her lip, a newborn is pregnant with twins, sisters take nekkid pictures, measles parties, hotel theft, an 82 year old lady steals sexy body spray, a dumb criminal, and "Better Call Saul!"

Jon Stewart's leaving, a mom threatens to bomb a school, 14 pound baby, a pepper spraying thief gets pepper sprayed, drug dealers, a dominatrix, a mass female prison break, and a criminal taunts police via radio!

"50 Shades" lube, weed smoker dating app, parents fake a kidnapping to teach junior a lesson, a robot hotel, owls are attacking joggers, and a guy sells urine!

It's our 100th episode!!! A few big celebs pop in! Plus, a single mom sells herself, pub sex, front yard shooting range, a kangaroo service animal, and paying with singles!

A school's sex toy event got shut down, "50 Shades," "A Most Violet Year," sleeping while driving, parents left their kids in the car to go wine tasting, Emojis lead to more sex, Andy may be sexist, a girl with a ketchup fear, and giving birth on Mars!

A woman who never smiles, preschool for adults, toilet taters, a woman gives birth while driving, and some idiot called cops on himself!

Benedict Cumberbatch won't be in "The Lost City Of Z," a lady didn't know she was pregnant, a fake cop, a dumb skank calls a cop to offer him drugs, Jimmy the Groundhog, and a drunken zamboni driver!

Old people are doin' it, a grandma finds weed in her van, an in-studio incident, a meat thief, binge-watching isn't a good sign, we review "Foxcatcher," and an app tells you if your plane will crash!

A guy asks his exes to rate him on Tinder, the worst robber disguise ever, a trucker pulls his own tooth, Facebook users have bad memories, a woman gets pulled over with a bottle up her OH NO!

Listener Ryan is awesome, why we hate/love Los Angeles, we don't talk about the big game, Rhoda is on Team Taylor, Comcast calls people a-holes, machine gun divorces, UPS guy pees on a house, cops deliver pizza, and a 31 year old who only dates old ladies!

Taiwan has a sex theme park, a nosy teacher, the three-boobed liar got busted, a zoo is helping you seek revenge, an app tells you which friends to cut off, and a 25 year old Playboy model married an 82 year old!

Andy stepped in poop on the way to the studio, the NYC blizzard sucked, a worm in a McNugget, a child named "Nutella," unhealthy cities, wang-cutting, and a granny jumps on a car to save her purse!