Oh No, Ross and Carrie

A listener sends Ross and Carrie a vintage E-Meter, so they try some basic auditing on the hard-to-obtain machine. Then, they compare it to a later model with an 80s flair. Will Ross be electrocuted by old wiring? Can Carrie achieve a floating needle?

Ross and Carrie attend a guided meditation so they can have a close encounter with "positively aligned extra terrestrial races." For only $11, they will meet a breed of cat gods, learn about secret space programs, and find out why aliens love casinos.

In the final class of the CDP, Ross and Carrie learn secrets from the IAC, including the existence of a serenissimus (you've never even heard of one) and the nonexistence of God. Also, we don't leave the room, but we do get outside our bodies!

We've reached the final module! Or have we? In CDP4 we learn about the nature of the afterlife and how our existential program should focus on polykarma, not just group or egokarma. Join us for more adventures outside the body.

Ross and Carrie are back at the IAC for two and a half hours covering five slides. We learn about cosmoethical holomaturity and how to take everything until the last holokarmic consequence, then try some new techniques for astral travel.

Ross and Carrie hop back out of their bodies to rehearse for the third desoma, which is another way of saying death. They also learn about the golden cord and all the ways that the psychosoma differs from the mentalsoma. Is that too much conscientese?

Ross and nine others return to the Salton Sea to attempt a second flat earth test, hoping to eliminate some of the perceived problems with the first, then tells Carrie the outrageous story. Everyone goes home happy and convinced, obviously.

Ross and Carrie talk with prominent Flat Earther Jeran Campanella. Join us for a wide-ranging exploration of religion, the nature of science, rice experiments, intercontinental flights, polar circumnavigations, pendulums, and the Salton Sea test.

Ross and Carrie make small moves out of their bodies as they continue their investigation of astral travel. A new lesson includes theological implications for the afterlife, and we are introduced to some astral figures who can help... and harm.

Ross and Carrie return to the IAC for a class about the paranormal. Are psychic surgeries, bilocation, remote viewing and telekinesis all real phenomena? Plus, we engage in psychophysiological self-relaxation. Don't knock it till you try it 15 times!

Ross and Carrie return to the IAC CDP for another day of class with new instructors. Learn the finer points of ectoplasm, how to host meetups in the astral realm, ways to navigate the paratroposphere, and tips for getting into an out of body state.

In order to astral travel out of their bodies, Ross and Carrie must first physically visit the International Academy of Consciousness to learn the concepts of Conscientiology: psychosoma, energosoma, phytoenergy and morphothosenes, oh my!

While Carrie is out of town, Ross and his cohorts at the Independent Investigations Group set up a fair and simple test of earth's shape at the unusually flat Salton Sea. And they invite Mark Sargent, and a cadre of flat earthers to join them.

Ross and Carrie invite their friend Travis McElroy over to go on a run through Carrie's neighborhood with a mask that makes you look like you're about to rob a bank, while it restricts your oxygen intake. Don't worry, it's good for you! (Apparently.)

Ross, Carrie and Drew head to the Hollywood Fringe Festival for Spiritual Ecstasy, a two-woman show featuring a crystal skull named Skully, another named Jesus, potent life advice, and lots of musical instruments to put Carrie's migraine at ease.