The Christian O'Connell Show

All the best bits of today's show.

OC's got a dinosaur, Diamond League Athletics and extensive tales of Marks & Spencer's

That balding bloke from the 60s, tent-based drum & bass and Tracy's marvellous stylophone returns...

A comedy icon, in full and uninterrupted. John Cleese discusses divorces, gluten-free toast and Monty Python.

Stylophones, a Spitfire Triumph and generous pole-dancing offer.

Richie's off camping, the show is up on bricks and a totally unbroadcastable phone call.

John Cleese talks gluten free, a stolen drinks globe and Richie's wearing the same pants as yesterday.

Welcome to the gentlemen's lodge - thanks to two *very* comfortable chairs. There's also a new producer challenge, Names As In and Cemetery Chat.

Sepp Blatter is looking for presents, Richie saw the Queen and Mr. Downside ruins your weekend.

Today - Richie is down at Crystal Palace opening a Wickes store.

Christian O'Connell wakes up the nation every weekday morning on Absolute Radio. Here are the best of the not so bad bits from the Radio Academy Award winning show. Join the OC, Richie, Sports Goddess Faye and Newsman Bails as they navigate you through your morning (or evening, depending on when you listen). You'll also get bonus content including all of the interviews which we got told we weren't allowed to put on the radio.

Canned laughter improves Hitler's Toilet, Jarlsberg FC doesn't exist and Richie wants a button chair.

The gene H-TTLPR, the boyband 5ive and are ravens real? High-brow as ever.

Lock n Load, the show is back. Featuring Vegemite Chocolate, a shrine in Tolworth and the mysterious case of the missing Go Kart.

Our final handover to the mighty Russ Williams - the star of today's Richie Sings the Week. Plus, a trip to the English Riviera and your Pet Shout Outs.