MYN Says show

MYN Says

Summary: Uncensored comedy and angst from L.A.'s fastlane. Hosted by author Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and recorded in his car during his commute from his office in Venice Beach, CA. Skewering Hollywood five times a week! Not for the easily offended...

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 MYN Says – 13: You Need Electrolites | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11:42

Back in 2005, I was VP for a TV music production company called Ben Vaughn Productions and my boss was producing an album for a very talented local artist who went by the nickname of Schmedly or just Schmed. I recently found these unmastered tracks from the project, which at the time had the title of "The Electrolites" (yes, spelled that way). I have no idea whatever happened to this album, but I thought I'd share a couple of my favorite tracks from it... Enjoy! UPDATE: By complete coincidence, I stumbled across a band on Apple Music called SECRET POWERS and I recognized the singer's voice right away. Looked it up and yup, it's Ryan "Schmedly" Manes' band and he re-recorded a bunch of the songs from the Electrolites project across several albums. Doesn't look like they've added any new material since 2014, but at least its good to know that, at least as of a few years ago, Schmed is alive!

 MYN Says – 12: Bringing Back Shadow Falls Badlands | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:52

You asked, I relented. Shadow Falls: Badlands, the 2007 serialized audiobook sequel to my 2006 audio drama Shadow Falls, has been offline for years. Allow me to explain, followed by the first half of the prologue from the original recording. You can listen to every chapter of Shadow Falls: Badlands here:

 Free Band Names – The Flute and Humpy Show on KCUF | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:18

Vortex Vortex, Clamhammer, Nub... Flute and Humpy are blowing out free band names. Come one, come all and get your next band name for free!

 KCUF: The Flute and Humpy Show – Worst Guitarists of the 80s | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:18

The boys are back! Flute Kaiser and Humpy Pumpernutter in the Afternoon on KCUF. Today Flute and Humpy answer the burning question of who were the worst guitarists of the 1980s. Oz Fox, we're looking at you!

 MYN Says – 11: Batting Cleanup in the Rush Limbaugh/Sean Hannity Human Centipede | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10:22

There is nothing that rankles my coin purse more than stupidity. And today, more than ever, stupidity is inescapable. For example, this stupid podcast.

 Classic PCH: Mike Bangs a Friend’s Mom | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8:55

A classic moment from PCH 426. (Oct. 26, 2007), when Mike tells the story of how a drunken party at the age of 17 led to him doing the dirty with a friend's hot mom. For some reason, this episode crossed my mind a few days go so I wanted to share this.  

 MYN Says – 10: Only Monsters Put Clothing On Dogs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12:03

Dogs don't fucking care about sweaters. If you're some L.A. asshat who puts a cute sweater on your dog, I hate you and you need help. Oh, and another classic PCH moment.

 MYN Says – 09: Fuck You Competitive Eating | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 15:06

Stuffing our faces until we puke... for sport. Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Let's celebrate the idiocy known far and wide as competitive eating. Oh, and a killer tune from Kevin Reeves.

 MYN Says – 08: Shadow Falls | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:54

Sean Zaidman hit me up on Twitter to ask where he could find my original Shadow Falls audio drama, so I got off my lazy ass and dug up those old files from 2006. Here's the first episode. If you would like to hear the rest of the Shadow Falls audio drama series. Click the link below.

 MYN Says – 07: Child Beauty Pageants Creep Me The Fuck Out. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 13:09

Yup, nothing like exploiting your kids like prize pigs at the county fair to make up for you not being voted prom queen. Fuck you, pageant parents. This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

 MYN Says – 06: KCUF Super Stupid Lost PCH Songs Mixtape | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12:51

...or as we like to call it, Catnip for the Easily Offended. I raided the PCH vault for this one. Bask in the idiotic glory of some recently rediscovered tunes Mike and I wrote a few years ago. Strap in your earbuds and turn it up. You've been warned.

 MYN Says – 05: Auto Neurotic Asphyxiation | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:06

The sad tale of Kevin Gilbert and why Sheryl Crow is a rotten sack of garbage. Also, friends in need. This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

 MYN Says – 04: Live Tweeting the Titanic | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:23

Social media... the bane of our existence. And the one thing those damn Millennials have done right that my generation never figured out. Enjoy your wonderful sandwich. Oh, and a "live" treat. This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

 MYN Says – 03: MTV Did Whitney Dirty | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12:54

MTV committed such a music crime last weekend that my head is about to explode. I mean, a complete and total music felony. Plus, creepy dudes from the past walking amongst us - the truth revealed! This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

 MYN Says – 02: Not An Adam West Martial Arts Fighting Move | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 15:02

What plagues America like no other plaguing thingy? No, not this show, smartass. Let's get un-stupid about bat flips. This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.


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