The One w/ Greg Gutfeld

Twerking is nothing new. It’s been done for many years and we’ve all seen it, I mean, heard of it happening at strip clubs. Right? And girls who take selfie’s. Will that go the way of the duck lip photos? We hope so. Also, Bill and Tom are going to Coney Island for … [visit site to read more]

Mike VonMichaelson joined Rick Jacuzzi, Schulz and Sivan today in a super-extensive “goodbye” to Red Eye’s favorite Olympic Games correspondent.  The group talks about the newest TMZ spinoff show and then brainstorms about new ideas for shows during NYC’s fashion week. What do YOU want to see Bill do during fashion week? Comment here and tell us! Download audio file (notlive-08-21-2013.mp3)

Tom, Bill and Lauren send Red Eye regular Mike Michaels off to greener pastures. OK, maybe not greener, but you get the point. Reminiscing ensues, and Lauren adds her candid advice on Mike’s future success. Download audio file (notlive-08-14-2013.mp3)

The trio talks about the newest dating website that Bill secretly wants to join, glutenfreesingles.com, which connects individuals with a gluten allergy to one another. Later, Lauren runs some story ideas by the boys … [visit site to read more]

Lauren, Bill and Tom brought a special guest to the show: FOX News cameraman Mati Kerpen!  Mati told the crew his hilarious story of auditioning for the position of jouster at Medieval Times while drunk.  Lauren also told the crew about … [visit site to read more]

This week on Not LIVE!- Lauren, Bill, and Tom started by discussing the infamous Anthony Weiner and discovered some very humorous nicknames for themselves. The topic of conversation quickly changed to Lauren’s boyfriend, Rick Leventhal, and his highly anticipated annual party coming up this weekend. They referred to the party as the “sexy party”, which will be even sexier this year now that Bill is unable to attend. The party is known for quickly getting out of hand, so the gang … [visit site to read more]

We wished Lori Rothman a happy birthday as she made a guest appearance with Bill and Tom. Not only was Bill extra quick with his witty one-liners, but Bill and Tom’s banter was a must-hear! Bill is even pulling for the group to host a foursome show with Lori sometime soon. Download audio file (notlive-07-10-2013a.mp3)

“Little Lori” fills in for Lauren today and talks about her girl’s trip to Vegas and how she might have gotten hit on by crazy lesbians.  Later, she gives the newlywed, Rick Jacuzzi, some … [visit site to read more]

The hot mess trio are together at last! Rick Jacuzzi spills on his latest venture of filming his Con Air commercial and his upcoming hipster-themed party, while Lauren spills on her Gatsby party that she … [visit site to read more]

Lauren needs your help in naming her new segment at the news station she currently reports for. So, get on twitter and send your suggestions to @laurensivan. Tom’s back from his honeymoon. Mums the word. It’s just like the movie, but better. Wait…what movie? Lauren is going to a Great Gatsby party. Pfft. I know, tell me about … [visit site to read more]

While Rick Jacuzzi enjoys his honeymoon in Bora Bora, Thunder Lips fills Bill in on her new gig on the west coast. Plus: It’s Christmas time for Red Eye! Lauren and Bill are pleased to find out that sending phallic pictures via text message is no longer a career-ender, now that Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of NYC. Download audio file (notlive-05-22-2013.mp3) [youtube id=”RkIjIIAitDI” width=”620″ … [visit site to read more]

A  strange man sent Lauren an interesting text message this week, but she managed to turn the awkward text into an opportunity to practice her Andy Warhol-inspired pop art skills. PLUS: We are taking bets for whether or not Bill will make it through all 6 hours of the open bar at Rick Jacuzzi’s Tom’s wedding.  What do YOU … [visit site to read more]

TWO IN ONE WEEK!  Lauren is back with Bill’s alter ego, southern romance novelist Manatee Gray, and Overly Open Throat (aka Tom).  Manatee announces his choice of clothing and accessories for Tom’s upcoming wedding and Lauren dishes about the wedding she just came from in Savannah, … [visit site to read more]

Redeye booker Tara Jakeway filled in for Lauren this week!  The three talked about Bill’s awkward encounter with a tourist in Times Square this week who demonstrated acupuncture on his shoulder with a doll. (Spike your interest? Watch Redeye … [visit site to read more]

The soda ban is moving to California and Lauren is OUTRAGED! Plus: The three share their results of the tweets they sent to Amanda Bynes last week, and Bill reveals that he asked the child-star-turned-train-wreck if she would want to join him in writing goth poetry in blood!  Now that this has failed, who should they tweet at next? YOU tell US!