Control Point
Summary: Thanks for dropping by the Control Point staging area. Your progress is being monitored at this moment. We promise not to lie to you while within the confines of this block. We produce weekly service announcements for the Team Fortress 2 simulation. Please be advised to listen to the end each week, as we serve cake to all that make it to the end.
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Look who's back! [MP3 AUDIO] The Uber Update[VID] Meet the Medic[LINK] Funniest Quotes from New Players[VID] Uber Update: All Item Demonstration: Part 1 Part 2 [ARTICLE] 'Team Fortress 2' Server Mod Blocks Free-To-Play Gamers[VID] TF2 A Video Guide for New PlayersWe love audiobooks. Get a free one through us!
Look who's back! [MP3 AUDIO] The Uber Update[VID] Meet the Medic[LINK] Funniest Quotes from New Players[VID] Uber Update: All Item Demonstration: Part 1 Part 2 [ARTICLE] 'Team Fortress 2' Server Mod Blocks Free-To-Play Gamers[VID] TF2 A Video Guide for New PlayersWe love audiobooks. Get a free one through us!
[MP3 AUDIO] Download music from this episode (song names contain spoilers)Forum Discussion[PIC] Official Episode 100 Poster (major spoilers!) by Boomrocker[PIC] Fan Art by Hemanena (another spoiler!)Episode graphic by Boomrocker
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight! [MP3 AUDIO] “This Means War” by JohnnyNapalm“My Ubersaw” by Andy of Comix Inc.“Spencer The Lonely Heavy” by Frekydelic“It’s Beginning to look alot like Dustbowl” by JohnMazz, Snuggernaut, ManWithTheGoldenBuns, CoRn & Buwchbach“God Rest You” by Gehn“Heavy Claus is Coming to Town” by Snuggernaut“Goldrush Time Is Near” performed by MilkshakeMan / lyrics by Randominuyasha“Sticky Bombs” by Mooseman & Donquixote“Take This and Die” by ManWithTheGoldenBuns“State of the Season” by JohnnyNapalm“State of the Season” Intro/Outro by Bob MillsDownload songs from this episode and previous episodes here. (forum reg required)Episode graphic by JackAxeWell
There are a few little stupid things, okay I’ll be honest, there are alot of stupid things going on in this episode. Other not-so-stupid things consist of an announcement of the Demo/Soldier update, more TF2 lore, and Wes as a furry. Yes, that last one was quite stupid. [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube!We are selling posters!![COMIC] Attention Employees…[VIDEO] Friendship… new Announcer soundsTF2Stats.netAge of Chivalry, a HL2 Mod[IMG] Futurama as TF2[COMIC] w i g h t h o u s e[VIDEO] TF2 Boom De YadaFemale models! Medic – HeavyWes as a furry! by DjCrimsonFox[SONG] 2fort inc. by Bobdash101[ART] episode graphic by MrShrike
Eric is sick this week, but on an unrelated topic… The Announcer’s lover is revealed! [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube!Secret Santa is still going! (forum reg required)Help us find notable clips (forum reg required)[IMG] Eric as Scout’s Mom by Bullet StormWho is Ellen McLain?[ART] episode graphic by cynthiastiches
Bonjour! This week we’re talking about what causes TF2 to be rated “M”. Can a game be considered art? Secret Santa… CPCon3… Time Travel… all of this, and bad French accents too! [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube!TF2 gets updated alot!The Countdown to 100[THREAD] Secret Santa (forum reg required)[VIDEO] New case fan is credit to team! by L3gion[CP][IMG] a MS Paint masterpiece by Fighthefoo22[VIDEO] Overtime Rave Party[VIDEO] Rocket Jump Waltz – Piano Rendition[VIDEO] TF2 Tactics: Tactical Engineering: Teleports & Understanding Cart / Cap Point Speed[SONG] Spy Romance by DeSabsMode (music video)[SONG] Re:DustBowl by Fräulein[ART] episode graphic by irkendragon
Hear ye brave knights of Control Point speaketh out to the kingdom as now they laid aside their swords and hold aloft their booming microphones. Why dost thou read this and not listen to episode 95 immediately? Ye may all stand glad, knowing for the word of this merry ‘sode speaks poetry into your ear. Forsooth, Shawty. [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube![VIDEO] The Quest: (Full setup and battle) (closeup of the battle)[VIDEO] Control Point Podcast robot tribute by L3gion [CP]Fake Gabe Newell on Twitter[SERVER] Rakesh’s Fun Server! 72.249.10.206:27015[VIDEO] 2fort2furious Iron Mapper, Week 1Blacklist LiveSaxton Hale Facts[VIDEO] Our game of Snofort on Friday night[VIDEO] Young Medic & Baby Heavy[PICS] Young Medic & Baby Heavy[MACHINIMA] How the SPY met scouts mom[MACHINIMA] Meet The Sniper Bait[MACHINIMA] Heavy is Hungry[MACHINIMA] Heavy Goes Bowling[MACHINIMA] Heavy Orders an Xbox 360[SONG] Red or Blue by Frekydelic[ART] Episode graphic drawn by gestaltbravo
No Listener Contributions, no Surveillance, no RapidFire questions, just good clean TF2 discussion. Joining us this week is Johnny Napalm, Mr.Eagle, Hemanena and Sabrina. [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube!November 2, 2009 TF2 Update[VIDEO] Pre-Show dance party[VIDEO] Thriller Fortess 2[ART] Episode graphic by Hemanenaand much much more!
Halloween is here, and so is Hemanena. That’s right, we have a female scout in the studio this week! It’s time for a sugar high, it’s time for episode 94! [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube!October 29, 2009 TF2 UpdateThe Pumpkin PatchLast Will & Testament of Zepheniah MannThe Family Portrait[VIDEO] Advanced Pumpkin Jumping[VIDEO] The new “Halloween” TF2 Update[VIDEO] Scout Dance Test by Mystfit[VIDEO] Happy Bonkoween![SONG] The Control Point Rap by Frekydelic (watch the music video!)[SONG] Reliable Excavation Demoliton by TheManWithTheGoldenBuns[ART] Episode graphic by jaxrainerand much much more!
This week is full of celebration! There’s the Windows 7 launch, a birthday, and we’re celebrating 90 episodes of opening the briefcase. It’s a party! Rubbarah! [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube! Everything That Has Ever Been In The Briefcase! (forum reg required) [TF2 BLOG] Meet the Sniper’s Assets [VIDEO] Spy Crab AVCon 2009 [ART] Episode graphic by MrWhitefolks and much much more!
Bot crotch? [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube! [UPDATE] October 14 2009 Second Annual Team Fortress 2 Pumpkin Carving Contest (2009) Dynamically change the theme of maps [VIDEO] Meet the Dumbasses [MACHINIMA] Payload Episode 1 / Episode 2 / Episode 3 [MAP] cp_pacman_wtf & koth_pacman_wtf_b2 by What the Funk Episode graphic by sgtst0rm & Venkman-project [IMG] Alternate episode graphic by Esbe and much much more!
It’s time that we catch up on some listener contributions. [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube [VIDEO] TF2 LEGO Good Times ~ The Gentlemanne’s Internet Radio Programme ~ “Hats” by Ctrl+Alt+Del Engineer Update by SuN WaR [VIDEO] Random Days In TF2 by CoRn [SONG] Tribute (control point style) by Frekydelic Episode photo by hemanena Help us get a Mac Book Pro! [thread] and much much more!
Spencer is back! This time it’s for good. By the way, you know what Team Fortress 2 needs? Guard Dogs. [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this episode on YouTube Fan-made Guard Dog update by Pyanodon Guard Dogs form letter Who is Saxton Hale? [SONG] Die by Natascha by AshWilliams [SONG] Babyman by VincesoX Episode art by ShwigityShwonShwei and much much more!
We have something pretty amazing to share with you this week! We think it’s amazing anyway.. thanks Valve! [MP3 AUDIO] Watch this amazing episode on YouTube! The Legendary Blog Post [VIDEO] Handy basic tips! How to pick up just ammo or health Kanye Spray Interrupts [MAP] ctf_haarp by Dr.Spud [SONG] Valve is Listening by Eric Fullerton (see music video too!) [SKIT] Spencer’s Lab Part Deux Episode art by Sab1 and much much more!
