Retro RPG Podcast

Notes: Vending Machines Elevators Intro Emails iTunes Review Tower of Babil Airships Cave Eblana Sealed Cave – NOT TODAY! Side Quests: – Cave of Monsters – Sylph Cave – Excalibur Sword – Odin – Bahamut BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! Malboros Giant of Babil: – The Four Fiends – CPU Derek Cheats Lunar Subterranean: […]

Notes: Foot Fetish Intro Emails iTunes Review FF2: You start out as the bad guy FedEx Delivery to Mist Village Bosses are cake Edward sucks! FF Differences (USA vs Japan) Quit hitting yourself! Inventory System Weapon Shops Hidden Passages Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason! Magnetic cave sucks! Dark Elf – Edward […]

Notes: Fight Club Steve Jobs E-Readers Hipsters & Beer FF2 Intro (NOT!) Cover Art Non-Contest Coffee Snobs iTunes Review Email The Pizza Adventure Zelda Games FF2 Talk Lightning Returns! FF14 & WoW Security Work Taxes The Early Years of RPGing Game of Thrones Books South Park House of Cards

Notes: Snowmageddon! Intro Retcon GTA series Weird Events Shoehorning Side Missions More Cloud! Genesis Avatard The Ending Next Game: Final Fantasy 2 Outro Babble Crisis Core Walkthrough

Notes: Clothes Shopping Intro iTunes Reviews Emails Cover Art Non-Contest Graphics The Spirit Within Movie The Slot Machine System Side Missions Battle System Shops Camera Mechanics Equipment Setup Controls Dodge/Blocking ability (AP points) Materia Fusion You’ve got mail! Aeris & Cloud Crisis Core Walkthrough

Notes: The Man Who Folded Time Beer & Liquor Intro Contest Emails iTunes Reviews Motorcycle helmets Zero Mission: Kraid Ridley Mother Brain Bug Larvae Fusion: Story Security B.O.X. Gedo X (that damn spider) SA-X Nightmare eBay Games Crisis Core next game Links: Zero Mission Bosses Guide Fusion Bosses Guide Custom Motorcycle Helmets

Walkthrough #1 Walkthrough #2 Golem Fight What’s the deal with the hot house? The Story Battle System Healing for dummies – Wisp Spirit tap R button Lady Medusa Amanda dies Devius & Dark Lord are brothers, Lady Medusa is the mother Desert below Jadd Town. Figure 8 to stop waterfall!?! Ifrit is a pain in […]

Chrono Cross Walkthrough Leah twerks for her Tail Spin attack Tide goes in, Tide goes out How’d the moon get there? Space Engine Notes: How painful creating the show is / use to be. Introvert vs. Extrovert Intro Fargo slippy fingers with getting colored plates. Once again the combat system… How many useless characters are […]

Notes: Waiting for the iPhone 5…no for reason FF8 Triple Triad Online Game Chrono Trigger beginning Leveling up – The Star System. Battle Mechanics (I’m so utterly lost) Why can’t I use summon or trap elements? How many optional characters are there? This game so doesn’t want me to play it. Don found the sex […]

Final Fantasy X Walkthrough Show Notes: NAAFA? Intro Emails/Reviews The contest FFX: The controls The camera angle The sphere grid The equipment Celestial Weapons Where in the holy fuck is the L3 sphere keys!?@#% Have airship, can’t fly it… Wait I have to guess with x,y coor to unlock places for the Air Ship?! Yuna […]

Final Fantasy X Walkthrough FFX / X-2 HD Remaster Show Notes: Don gets a smart phone (recall episode 39) FF RPGs on phones Movie Rant Intro Email & iTunes Review FFX/FFX-2 HD!?! FFX…porn? Wakka is a religious nutjob Rikku – Crazy eyes & bad posture Sphere Grid is a cop out and complete crap! 6 […]

Final Fantasy X Walkthrough Notes: Off Topic Intro Crap FFX Graphics Controls Tidus – Ladies man he is not Whiny bitch Clothing!??? WTF? Auron -Not much to say atm Floating sphere of water destroying everything Combat System LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY! ENOUGH WITH THE CUT SCENES AND SCRIPTED EVENTS Water everywhere and […]

Link to Walkthrough Link to Map Notes: Introduction Get your forge on! Red Scarf -> Cow (milk) -> Dog (turtle) What do the items that change your class do? Colosso Gladiators come back for revenge! Poseidon is a beast and vortexes suck. Get your sail on! Wonder Birds – How to level up like a […]