The Mitzi Morris Show
Summary: Mitzi Morris, America's Favorite Pancake Hostess (trademark pending) and her friends get together weekly to drink and (humorously) chat about this, that and the other. Mostly, the other.
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What's in Mitzi's closet... and why? The Drink du Jour: All Puckered Out 1-1/2 oz Sour Apple Pucker 1 can Ginger Ale 1 wedge lime Add ice and a shot of pucker to the highball glass. Fill with ginger ale. Squeeze a wedge of lime and toss it in the glass. Stir. Sponsor: Mother's Milk podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
The episode turns into a sausage-fest as we discuss every kind of meat possible, sandwiched between a healthy dose of racism. Plus - is Mitzi on Yelp? The Drink du Jour: Big Dumb Russian Ice Cubes 2 oz vodka 3 parts Sprite 1 splash pineapple juice Blue Maui Fill glass with ice. Add 2 shots vodka. Fill glass 3/4 full with Sprite. Add splash of pineapple juice. Add Blue Maui until you get a faint sky-blue color. Stir. Sponsor: Wienerville podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
The episode turns into a sausage-fest as we discuss every kind of meat possible, sandwiched between a healthy dose of racism. Plus - is Mitzi on Yelp? The Drink du Jour: Big Dumb Russian Ice Cubes 2 oz vodka 3 parts Sprite 1 splash pineapple juice Blue Maui Fill glass with ice. Add 2 shots vodka. Fill glass 3/4 full with Sprite. Add splash of pineapple juice. Add Blue Maui until you get a faint sky-blue color. Stir. Sponsor: Wienerville podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi contemplates opening a theme park, announces details of her next theatrical adventure, and reveals her love of the lanes. The Drink du Jour: Cinnamon Stick 1 shot Goldschlager 1 cup Apple Juice Mix and drink! Sponsor: The Yard podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi contemplates opening a theme park, announces details of her next theatrical adventure, and reveals her love of the lanes. The Drink du Jour: Cinnamon Stick 1 shot Goldschlager 1 cup Apple Juice Mix and drink! Sponsor: The Yard podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi celebrates Mardi Gras in the studio, much to Michael's displeasure. Tassels ahoy!! The Drink du Jour: Hurricane 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Gin 1 oz Light Rum 1/2 oz 151 proof rum (optional) 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Tiple sec Grapefruit juice Pineapple juice Grenadine Pour gin, rum(s), amaretto, and triple sec into a tall hurricane-style glass with ice. Add equal amounts of grapefruit juice and pineapple juice until almost full. Top with grenadine to taste. Sponsor: Sum Ting Nao podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi celebrates Mardi Gras in the studio, much to Michael's displeasure. Tassels ahoy!! The Drink du Jour: Hurricane 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Gin 1 oz Light Rum 1/2 oz 151 proof rum (optional) 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Tiple sec Grapefruit juice Pineapple juice Grenadine Pour gin, rum(s), amaretto, and triple sec into a tall hurricane-style glass with ice. Add equal amounts of grapefruit juice and pineapple juice until almost full. Top with grenadine to taste. Sponsor: Sum Ting Nao podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi's courtroom antics come to light, but apparently her nether regions do not - at least not anywhere near a copy machine. The Drink du Jour: Liquid Love 1 part vodka 1 part amaretto 2 parts pineapple juice 2 parts sour mix Fill highball glass with ice. Pour vodka and amaretto into glass in equal parts. Then add two parts sour and pineapple juice. Sponsor: The Massagynist podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi's courtroom antics come to light, but apparently her nether regions do not - at least not anywhere near a copy machine. The Drink du Jour: Liquid Love 1 part vodka 1 part amaretto 2 parts pineapple juice 2 parts sour mix Fill highball glass with ice. Pour vodka and amaretto into glass in equal parts. Then add two parts sour and pineapple juice. Sponsor: The Massagynist podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi decides she wants to get back into acting, but runs into a little snag. Luckily there are sock puppets and angry jurors to keep her occupied. The Drink du Jour: Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach 1-1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Rum 1 oz Peachtree Schnapps 2 oz Club soda Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liqueurs and speed shake. Top with club soda. Sponsor: Milk Milk Lemonade podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi decides she wants to get back into acting, but runs into a little snag. Luckily there are sock puppets and angry jurors to keep her occupied. The Drink du Jour: Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach 1-1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Rum 1 oz Peachtree Schnapps 2 oz Club soda Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liqueurs and speed shake. Top with club soda. Sponsor: Milk Milk Lemonade podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi's gaydar may be on the fritz in this episode laden with double entendres and hairy primates. The Drink du Jour: Pink Clit Ice Cubes 1/2 oz Rum 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Gin 1/4 oz Triple Sec 1 splash Cranberry Juice 1 splash Pineapple Juice Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry. The drink should have that soft glowing quality characteristic of the Triple Sec. Sponsor: Get Nailed! podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi's gaydar may be on the fritz in this episode laden with double entendres and hairy primates. The Drink du Jour: Pink Clit Ice Cubes 1/2 oz Rum 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Gin 1/4 oz Triple Sec 1 splash Cranberry Juice 1 splash Pineapple Juice Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry. The drink should have that soft glowing quality characteristic of the Triple Sec. Sponsor: Get Nailed! podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi still hasn't recovered from the holidays, but it's nothing a little fried food can't fix. The Drink du Jour: Bloody Mariel 1-1/2 oz Vodka 3 oz Clamato 1 dash lemon juice 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 203 drops Tabasco sauce 1 wedge lime Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve. Sponsor: Bunion Onions podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
Mitzi still hasn't recovered from the holidays, but it's nothing a little fried food can't fix. The Drink du Jour: Bloody Mariel 1-1/2 oz Vodka 3 oz Clamato 1 dash lemon juice 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 203 drops Tabasco sauce 1 wedge lime Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve. Sponsor: Bunion Onions podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: mitzi@mitzimorris.com
