The Armstrong and Getty Show

6 AM - 1 - It's Veteran's Day!; Jack bought that ginormous bear from Costco; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fisher House update; Debate stuff.

9 AM - 1 - Joe recalls eating a turducken; It looks like a bomb brought down that Russian plane; GOP debate tonite. 2 - Jack says pinatas are too hard to bust open. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More debate stuff; Final Thoughts.

We talk to Theresa Johnson who has been a volunteer, manager, and resident at Fisher House; The Yale Snowflakes - Who Made These Monsters?; Marco Rubio wants to have a beer with an 18-year-old female; 14 things successful people do before breakfast.

Starbucks red holiday cups are controversial; We're still raising money for Fisher House!; "A lot of people just don't like Ted Cruz. How come that's okay with him?"; The News with Marshy; Joe is so over Mister Thrump.

6 AM - 1 - Do straight, grown men take baths?; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - So Jeb would totes kill Baby Hitler n stuff; Mister Thrump went on and on about pyramids.

9 AM - 1 - Paying for patriotism; Joe has stopped verbally abusing himself. 2 - Bill O'Reilly and George Will totes argued n stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Polls are dumb; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Univ of Missouri is going thru a big racial thing. 2 - Washington Post's Jim Tankersley talks about his op-ed "Baby boomers are what's wrong with America's economy". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack was in jail Friday nite.

We talk to Pam Britt, mother of wounded vet Tyler Jeffries, about how Fisher House helped her out; So Mister Thrump hosted SNL; Ginormous sinkhole opened up outside the IHOP in Mississippi; Yale student berates a dean over the Halloween costume policy.

6 AM - 1 - It's Fisher House week on A&G!; Positive Sean is into Seth Macfarlane's singing; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Joe Getty puts the Ben Carson West Point "controversy" to bed.

1 - Washington Post Fact Checker Glenn Kessler talks to us about Ben Carson lying about his scholarship to West Point. 2 - More on Dr Ben's tumultuous den of lies and fibbing. 3 - The News with Marshy. 4 - Blah blah blah n stuff; Final Thoughts.

1 - The Fox Lake cop who staged his own suicide story just keeps getting stranger. 2 - Why did a college administrator rip up a constitution?; A college student went on a hunger strike over a feces swastika. 3 - The News. 4 - BREAKING BEN CARSON NEWS!!!

7 AM - 1 - CA assemblyman Jim Patterson talks about overspending on the crony train. 2 - So did Dr Ben actually stab someone when he was young or what?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Top 10 Most Ghetto Cities In Cali!.

6 AM - 1 - Vincent went to lunch with his mumzies; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Dr Ben dropped an hip-hop rap advert; Dr Ben's supposed violent past is now being questioned by CNN.

9 AM - 1 - An 8th grader is in trouble for a friendly hug at school; Vampire-slaying ritual in Romania. 2 - Dr Ben Carson and grain storage; Margaret Cho says she used to be a sex worker. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Hi, my name is Vincent. Ho

1 - Jack made a poor eating decision last nite that's affecting him this morning; Los Angeles official says kids can't job in a group in the park. 2 - Ben Carson's heartfelt essay on Facebook. 3 - The News w/ Marshy. 4 - Mister Thrump's new radio adverts.