The Armstrong and Getty Show

6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Michelle O looked bored at Mandela's memorial; Bitchy resting face.

9 AM - 1 - Uptalking dudes; Time's Person of the Year finalists. 2 - More on Time's POY. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama took a selfie at Mandela's funeral; Protestors stood in front of and blocked Google employee bus in San Francisco.

8 AM - 1 - Garrett Joiner is petitioning California lawmakers because he says he has no say in his child's future since he wasn't married. 2 - More on unmarried dad with no say. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More on unmarried dad; Man kills himself over wife's

7 AM - 1 - Texts; How White Trash is JackT 2 - Big tech companies want NSA reforms; The 10 Most Significant People Ever. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - You can keep your doctor if you want to pay more.

6 AM - 1 - Dominick had KFC dramz; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Political strategist Leslie Sorrell talks Congress' bare-bones budget deal.

9 AM - 1 - American students test lower than other countries OR DO THEYTT; More on webcam spying. 2 - Joe ate Judy's and his daughter's breakfast bacon; Joe saw a woman wearing a burka; Jack and Joe did a big fundraiser for Warrior Foundation on Friday. 3

8 AM - 1 - Someone bought a Tesla with Bitcoin; Bitcoin volatility. 2 - Caller has bitcoin; RIP Nelson Mandela. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Our San Francisco station (910 AM KKSF) is getting back the 4th hour of A&G; The government has been spying on us via

7 AM - 1 - We talk about Dominick Brascia getting tased. 2 - Joe made his New Year's resolution; Budget accord being worked on. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack liked One Direction on SNL; Susan Boyle has Asperger's; Huge brawl at Brazil soccer game.

6 AM - 1 - Dominick got TASED!!; Vincent did his 2.62 mile alleged "fun run"; Marsh nogged; Openings. 2 - Jack's Christmas tree keeps falling over; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Holiday decorating injuries are up.

9 AM - 1 - Identical triplets born in Sac; More on fast food workers strike. 2 - Paul Walker, Newtown, and Obama conspiracy theories; Crop circles. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Paul Walker was a nice dude; Most popular puppy names; Divorcing lesbians fight ov

8 AM - 1 - Rob Ford may have done heroine too; Tipping texts; Which media outlets aired the Newton 911 callsT 2 - Fox News' Eben Brown reports on fast food workers protesting for better wages. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Martin Bashir is no longer with MSNBC

7 AM - 1 - The lady who caught the Walmart wanker got remixed by a Friend of Armstrong and Getty!; Another fast food worker strike is happening today. 2 - Rick Baker talks about his new book "No Goodbyes: The Mysterious Disappearance of the McStay Family"

6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Issa said ACA website could cost $1 bil; Obamacare "success" examples touted by the media are dumb.

9 AM - 1 - The Pope was a bouncer back in the day; Millennials don't want Obamacare. 2 - Obamacare website back-end issues; War on Christmas; Newton 911 calls being released. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sinterklaas (aka St Nicholas) tradition controversy.

8 AM - 1 - Scientist Robert Lanza talks about his new book "Biocentrism: How Life and Consciousness are the Keys to Understanding the True Nature of the Universe". 2 - Jack and Joe decorated their Christmas trees. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Dominick and Vin