Savage Lovecast

What a depressing show we have for you this week! Pop a couple Prozac and listen in. In It for the Kids: A married, stay-at-home father loves being a dad, but his marriage is miserable. Divorce is not an option for him. What should he do? Move to NYC?: Should this woman move to New York to be with her selfish, manipulative boyfriend? Listen carefully for the phrase "The primacy and the fucking triumph of his dick." Family Dysfunction: A gay son wants a course of action to counsel his fully dysfunctional family. Dan has one. Baggage Girl: The caller is in an on-again/off-again relationship with a woman who employs some of the dramatic arts in her everyday life. Dan's suggestion? Stick with off-again. Trust Him?: The caller is deeply in love with an engaged man. He swears he's going to break off the engagement one of these days. Should she believe him? Why do you people stick around? Call us when you break up: 206-201-2720

A couple of dads in trouble: Dad #1 groaned loud enough during sex to wake up his daughter. Now he has some explaining to do. Dad #2 likes porn that looks like his daughter. His wife would surely leave him if she discovered it. What is this innocent man to do? Also, a woman married the minister, and now he doesn't want to have sex anymore. What could possibly be going on here? And so much more. 206-201-2720 Call us with your freaky shit.

On this week's Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan Golob, The Stranger's resident science columnist. Learn the scientific viewpoint on pheromones, the Madonna/whore complex, why a caller's breasts taste like onions, and whether it is truly safe to leave an opened jar of mayonnaise out of the refrigerator. Also, a useful tutorial on how to scientifically determine whether a woman's orgasm is fake or genuine. Call 206-201-2720 with your scientific inquiries. If you dig this, check out Science's podcast, Dear Science.

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and can’t escape! Only Dan Savage has the key. • Teenage sex ruins everything—a young lady can't get over how wretched her teenage boyfriend was. It gets better, dear. • Dolphin love--can people and dolphins make sweet, sweet love? • A gay man needs space from his relationship (read: they're breaking up). Has he wasted two years of his life? • A married woman only acts like a slut when she's married! (She's on marriage number two.) What’s up? • A game lesbian wants to please her lover who likes dirty talk. But she can't bring herself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster." • And More! Can you bring yourself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster"? 206-201-2720

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky desires. But she doesn't want to unleash them on just anyone, until she trusts him. How can she communicate this to her partners without freaking them the fuck out? Ass hair. He's got it, lots of it. Why do we have it? Is there an evolutionary advantage? Does it trap farts IN? These questions and more are answered. This gal is not good at talking dirty -- how can she get started? Another homo just came out to his parents, and it didn't go well. How long should a loving son wait and forgive until his parents come around to accepting him? This questions says it all: How can the caller break up with his unemployed, suicidal, recovering-alcoholic, crack-addict, boyfriend of 12 years? And finally, a little turn-on for you all. Two Mormon girls spend their evenings cuddling in bed. One is a lesbian; the other one... might be. How can the tortured dyke get to the bottom of this little mystery? Call, call, call. 206-201-2720

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with him... should she get him fired? * A man's crush just got sexually assaulted and now she's wrecked. He's tried being caring and supportive... how can he get back into her pants? * Another caller's fiancé is a marijuana enthusiast. He's smoking up all her money and lies about it. Any ideas on what she should do? * And finally, a woman is chagrined to discover that during a nasty breakup fight, she found that the cruel and domineering behavior of her boyfriend... turned her on! How can she get some more of that? Also, a caller with a devastatingly sexy New Zealand accent. Rrrrowwwrr! Call 206-201-2720 Keep it short, but give us details. And please don't call from the car or subway.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week Dan ministers to a porn addict with a penchant for "big black dick/small white girl" porn. Next up, a small white girl's partner's big dick causes her a lot of pain. A straight man wrestles with his Madonna-whore complex. Listen in on a free psychotherapy session between a self-described "spaz" and Dr. Savage. And a 61-year-old gay man feels guilty about hiring gorgeous escorts to come play with his unattractive self. Should he feel guilty about this? Are you feeling guilty about something? 206-201-2720

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast. This week, a straight man wonders why he can't maintain a relationship. Maybe it's because he's an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend's mouth. A young gay man is terribly, terribly nervous. So much anxiety! Plus, a trucker who likes the bi ladies, and the sex craze that's allegedly sweeping the nation: skullfucking. C'mon, you know you've done it… Call and tell us ALL about it: 206-201-2720 And listen closely for this sentence: "Coat her molars with my dying DNA." Hot!

It's ladies' week on the Savage Lovecast--all gals, all the time. Dan argues with a caller about lies and adultery. A 24-year-old straight gal has lost her libido. Maybe she's gay? Dan counsels a depressed teen to break up with her boyfriend before he is forced to break up with her. A 21-year-old lass feels like it's the FELLAS who demand commitment too soon--not the other way around. Should a woman in a budding relationship ask her boyfriend to reveal his sexual history? And more. Hear Dan utter the words "tabula fuckin' semen rasa." 206-201-2720 Call with your questions.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and three martinis equals one big mess. Has the gays' right to cruise been trampled by the Larry Craig affair? Are ladies similar to plantar warts in any way? What's the most appropriate way to tell your ex-girlfriends that your current girlfriend has HPV and you think you gave it to her, without being a scrotum? And finally, Dan grudgingly counsels a sex-phobic sex columnist on how to improve both her sex life and her writing. Call 206-201-2720 and leave your question, even if you don't hear a tone.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge her husband's pie-in-the-face fetish—but what to do about the mess? Some definitions: What is a "Prince Albert" and exactly how kinky is it? And what on earth is "precum"? Both Dan and Wikipedia tackle this one without breaking a sweat. A Catholic mother describes her son's coming out. Her reaction? Acceptance and support. Get out your hankies; this one's a tearjerker. Dan speaks with a battle-worn love veteran who's fed up with no-good men. Her age? 19. And more! Call 206-201-2720 to ask a question for the show. Thanks for listening.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week a caller finds herself in a porn conundrum. She likes it fine. But her boyfriend ignores her when the porn's on! And that ain't right. Also, what are Dan Savage's tastes in pornography? You'll have to listen to find out. An adventurous lass wonders if getting anally penetrated without lube will hurt her. Dan has two words for her: "anal snot." Another caller is missing the rough sex in her relationship, despite an incident that landed her boyfriend in jail. How can they get the good sex back without the genuine violence? And finally, a 21-year-old clever, kinky, generous gal has a boyfriend with limited tastes who wants to control her. Whatever should she do? WWJD? DTMFA. 206-201-2720

We're fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very comfortable with his gayness... he just doesn't like sex all that much. A lesbian wants to experiment with sleeping with a man. Any takers? Dan talks a young man into quitting all the skanky, anonymous sex, and helps another to come out, despite the baleful influence of his nutbag, conservative, religious mother. Happy Birthday Amanda. NO MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQUESTS. Call with any other sort of query: 206-201-2720.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when ever she has RS (rough sex) .What should she do, Dan? And: Hairy hypocrites- —a woman is fed up with very hairy fellas demanding that she shave every last part of her body. How common is it for children to play S&M? Dan speaks with a woman who hates pornography so much is makes her sick to her stomach. And so much more. Keep those calls short and sweet: 206-201-2720

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It's getting hot... When is it appropriate to fake an orgasm? Does one have to see a doctor to sever an attached foreskin? How can you tell your partner that they are a terrible kisser? Is S&M an expression of emotional imbalance? And this sultry, passionate show ends with a Herpes Hoedown! Yee Haw! 206-201-2720