The Escort Mission Podcast

Yo dawg, we heard you like escort missions, so we put an escort mission in your escort mission so you can escort mission while you escort mission. Meme! In the face! The topic of the week is eponymous, and we’ll leave it at that. Also, we talk about how internet flamewars (like conscience) make cowards of […]

It’s a long one today, listeners, but probably our best show yet. Lots of meaty discussion, not only about games, but about their place in society, and what we want them to be. Not to mention the usual tomfoolery, horsin’ around, grab-ass, foolishness, and triviality you’ve come to know, expect, and love. Now, show notes […]

Extry, extry, read all about it! A new episode of The Escort Mission, for your listening pleasure. 22-skidoo! This week we further randomize the show with a rapid-fire selection of gaming topics. Arcades! Emulation! Indie v. AAA! And suchlike! Get down, get down: iTunes Download the MP3 RSS Subscribe to the RSS by email Something […]

Mini-sode, guys! A quick mid-week ep. to make up for missing our regular weekend cast-a-thon. (By which I mean, a 2 hour show like all the others. The best laid plans, and all that.) Also, Josh wins the dice roll yet again. You’re not going to believe this but we hardly mention Mass Effect and […]

Wherein we learn that there’s a fine line between Churros and Donut Holes, largely arbitrated by the quality of one’s pastry bag. Guess what? TEMcrew like Fez and we talk about it more. It’s the last time, for SURE this time. Mike played a buncha crazy demos, most of which he didn’t like. Chaz listened […]

Another fun show from TEMcrew. Josh finally gets to host (or should I say, anti-host) by rolling the third natural 20 we’ve had in four shows. His style isn’t so much Ryan Seacrest as it is Ryanair. (That’s a joke for all you overseas flyers out there.) We talk some more Fez, we talk some […]

We’re blowing it out this episode, with amazing features such as talking, arguing, commenting, and professing. You’ve never heard an Escort Mission Podcast like this one! More Fez talk – that game is good, people. Josh went to St. Louis – were there bricks? (Answer: yes) What did he eat? (Answer: cheese) Game journalism – […]

Our second podcast episode is in the can, and while it looks like it’s coming out on the same day as the first, it’s really not. In fact, nearly a week separates each episode! We just figured it made more sense to release both at the same time since while they may have been done then and […]

The Escort Mission has finally gotten their act together and made their first podcast episode, and it is a massive one. Join Mike, Josh, and Chaz, if you would, in their seriously light-hearted audio-based discussion. The topic of the day is Mass Effect 3 in all of its glory, which includes our thoughts on the game […]