The Escort Mission Podcast

We talk about some controversies in the gaming community that have been both burning for a while and just lit recently. In other news, Mike revisits an old, unplayed game after actually playing it, Josh continues to waylay fools in FFXIV, and Charles connects the Dots and is also Super. Hot. This week’s podcast is […]

Our late Summer break is over and we’re back with a podcast show of audio content digitally rendered for your enjoyment. Both Chaz and Mike went on trips recently and tell you all about them. Also, lots of media and industry news are present, discussed, and concluded upon. You know, just like you like it. […]

Unlike last time, no board games are mentioned this week on the podcast. However, we fill the airtime with plenty of speech upon things such as movies, TV, video games, and tech news. And since you never know what we’re going to talk about, then it’s basically like a rogue-like every time, randomly dungerated for […]

There is a whole world of games outside of the video realm. Board and card games have been around much longer than their digital brethren, and friend of the show Jawn knows this well. He visited The Escort Mission recently and brought a bunch of them to try out, and try them out we did. […]

Whether you perceive or accept it as a round number or not, fifty episodes is a sizable amount of episodes in our book. Thank you to all who have stuck around with us to this momentous occasion. For your troubles, we give you deep discussion on the mathematical properties of “roundness”, obscure forest arrow battles […]

Have you ever put on a jacket in an interesting way? What about mounting a chair instead of gamely sitting in it like a normal person? We’ve wondered about these things, and much more, on this week’s episode of The Escort Mission Podcast. Join us as we go unto the fray. Banal things done extraordinarily: […]

After a week break, The Escort Mission has once again returned with another lively council on the recent past’s comings and goings. It’s yet another remote episode as we pack the portable audio recorder (so, mind the quality) and hang together outside the studio. Activities included, but were not limited to, checking out a new […]

This week’s lively discussion of all things cool that we three deign worthy of scuttlebutting are marked by various things: their cheapness, their goodness, their proximity to the beach, the side of the tracks in which they reside, and their ability to provide fresh Sculpin on tap. If nothing else, we can guarantee the aforementioned […]

Two special guests join us this week — one isn’t even in the room! — to discuss their experiences with some recent hot technology we all wish we had first-hand experience using. The Escort Mission will have to settle for second-hand for now. Regardless, our discussion of media, games, and news continues unabated, so join […]

This week on the illustrious collection of audio bits known only as The Escort Mission, the trio of Mike, Josh, and Chaz impart language upon your ears. There are video games, movies, music, books, and a major console release to get all up ins, so grab the latest episode, however you go about doing that, […]

What do baked goods and crowd-sourced creative projects have to do with each other? They’re both, uh, delicious. Along with such delectable selections, The Escort Mission brings you our time-honored and proven combination of wit and wizardry as we dish about the tough topics, like what games we played, what movies we saw, and what […]

Josh returns from his European extravaganza to give us all the low down on his worldly travels to start off this week’s episode of TEM. The usual round of media, games, and new discussion continues like always, what with all that stuff that is occurring right now that is worth talking about. Also, we answer […]

Do you ever have a thought inside your head, and it tells you to do something, but you just kind of ignore it? Well, if the thought is “listen to the latest TEM podcast episode”, we implore you to actually follow through this time! Josh is out this time, but Justin and Robyn more than […]

Hello to all and welcome! It’s business as usual as we go back to the normal joyous banter between Mike, Josh, and Chaz this week. Allow us to discuss music, movies, tech stuff, games, and the issue of both jank and core in the industry. Yes, we do love the smell of jank in the […]

Lest ye think we had forgotten, lo! A special edition of The Escort Mission Podcast is here to crown the best game of the two thousandth twelfth year. Join us as we quickly lay down reasons why our favorite games are so awesome and why you should play them. Then, a bloody grudge match is […]