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Get him in the coffin! C-Lane is back and trying out different robot voices to use, because he still doesn't have one of his own. There's a new ridiculous act similar to twerking making the rounds, but this one has people upset over some property damage. Sabrina is pissed at Shawn for being left out of an interview with Canadian television about yesterday's "How to kill your Teacher" video. Shawn thinks she's just being jealous. Creepy robot C-Lane agrees. Listeners find out what the new intern looks like on See it Now after one of her friends sabotages her. Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Right Side News C-Lane is missing from the show after losing his voice over the weekend. Sabrina finally has an update on Right Side Scott, who hasn't called in all year. We learn why he's been mysteriously missing from the airwaves. The show has a new intern who had been hired as a stilt girl for the Just OK Holiday Party. She said Sabrina was the drunkest one there. Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Baaaaadaaaass! Shawn is less than surprised when it comes out that a boy's story about going to Heaven and coming back wasn't the truth. The topic spark a few crazies to call in and Shawn takes it as an important lesson. Mia Khalifa makes an offer to Ohio State's departing quarterback that would make any man want to be good at football. Sabrina ruins the mood by bro-ing out hard. She continues this for much of the day. Shawn finds a bonus Kickstarter page about an article of clothing he says you would never catch him wearing. C-Lane wouldn't want to catch him NOT wearing it. Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Everyone hates Tammy! Shawn opens the show talking about a police chief who is doing away with the mandatory tazing for officers in training. Callers have mixed emotions on the subject. Shawn feels uncomfortable about increasing dispatchers saying how much they love the show which inspires a caller named Tammy to call in and say how much she loathes it. Texters, dispatchers, and callers alike begin to revolt. Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Eyebrows on fleek! Shawn and C-Lane are fascinated by a woman who claims to have the largest fake boobs in the world, but not for the reason you'd think. Find out what happens when Nancy Grace goes head to head on her show with a famous rapper. A restaurant in Texas is playing a fun prank on female bathroom-goers, and Sabrina is trying out a new slang word she discovered. C-Lane is skeptical, while Shawn already wants to steal it. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Shawn becomes a FRAG (member) The crew open the show by recapping the big championship game from the night before. Shawn geeks out about a device in GoFundYourself made for aquarium enthusiasts. A video about over-sharing has quite the suggestive title. Shawn has a story about a rapper named Mace, but thinks he shouldn't have that name because it's a ripoff of Ma$e. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Crystal Clear Shawn is wearing large dark shades today, after getting his vision correction procedure done a few hours before the show. The crew recaps a Golden Globes show that none of them really watched. Gas prices are dropping down to $2 a gallon and even lower in some areas. Shawn talks with Amy Kaufeldt about Zimmerman being back in jail and Sabrina debuts some new submissions to Just OK Records. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Open Bar Friday! The News Junkie welcomes a new sponsor to the show, and with that, a new excuse to sample some fine craft beverages. People are still upset with Sabrina for ruining their lunches yesterday, C-Lane included. Somehow, a discussion about surprise pregnancies takes a horrid turn and Sabrina takes issue with one of the related calls. A woman with brain cancer gets harassed by "vigilantes" for parking in handicapped spots. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Mohammed and the Slims Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane each take a stab at drawing a picture of Mohammed after yesterday's big news surrounding the attack on Charlie Hebdo. Find out who has the most artistic talent. C-Lane searches long and hard to find a recording of the revered prophet's old doo-wop group. Sabrina grosses listeners out during The Next Episode by repeating a certain word, over and over again. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Hangover History... Sabrina is late, driving back from the Drunk History shoot in Miami. Everyone is talking about an early morning terrorist shooting at a magazine office in Paris, France. A lot of people call to talk about various mud/obstacle runs and sharks have taken a liking to attacking Google internet lines in the ocean near Vietnam. Shawn talks about a magical "fast diet" in relation to a story about Australia's fattest man. Finally, a 550lb guy calls the show. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

A Deeper Meaning... Shawn ponders whether it's okay for a young child to be playing with a 13-foot python. A couple in the UK is getting government support for being too fat to get jobs. Shawn talks about his upcoming laser surgery and an off-duty cop shoots himself in an elevator. Sabrina makes clown puns and jokes about submarines. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

The News Junkie crew returns from a long vacation and recaps their time over the holidays, including the Just OK Holiday Party, which was a roaring success. C-Lane was spotted in jovial form at Billy Joel. Sabrina went wakeboarding and didn't invite anyone. A group of activists interrupt brunch to get their point across. C-Lane and Shawn disagree. Download Link LISTEN TO THE SECOND PART OF THE SHOW See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

The News Junkie crew returns from a long vacation and recaps their time over the holidays, including the Just OK Holiday Party, which was a roaring success. C-Lane was spotted in jovial form at Billy Joel. Sabrina went wakeboarding and didn't invite anyone. A group of activists interrupt brunch to get their point across. C-Lane and Shawn disagree. Download Link See It Now images from this show: #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; } /* Add your own MailChimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */

Today on the show we wrap up 2014 with some final details on the Just OK Holiday Party, give away the 2014 Golden Waffle Awards and dish out the latest updates on 'The Interview'.

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