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Sarah is excited about the 10-year anniversary of her fake-living at an apartment complex! From Stripper Soup to Douchebag Stew, we cover the depths and history of the infamous Tropical Summer pool. Will she finally get caught? We run through some scenarios of how she can maintain her ultimate grift.

A change at Greg's house means he's either having a crisis, or a new era has begun. A name will be needed for his new shed thing that will define who he his. Will it be The Nib-Hole? Las Gregas? Ratio? We'll see. Also, Greg and Sarah apologize for eating the Mediterranean plate last night.... In WOC: Nature's Bag. Ball Talk: LeBron Pizza Party.

A day off at the Oregon Coast has given Greg some insight into what has and hasn't changed. Coasties are the same, but what crime DID the guy commit?!? Also, a stop in Astoria leads to a visit to the Flavel House Mansion in Astoria. The museum itself is fascinating, but what Greg can do with the person is a whole different deal. We'll be judges for Portland's Funniest Person competition at Helium Comedy Club tonight, as well! Big thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE, our fine sponsor!

The plot is rapidly thickening regarding the neighbor issues. Is there a bigger conspiracy at work? Who is behind the madness and should Greg pursue this any further? All this is discussed and we need your help, as the story of the Rat Trap unfolds!

A shocking revelation from a new law in the UK has Greg under the impression that his "incredible" idea for snitch tickets has been stolen! It's obvious and only a phone call from the Queen and some kind of Duke or Knight title will suffice. Sarah also discusses her strange past of sweat remedies. In WOC: Fireworks, Hot Dog Record, Time Warp. Ball Talk: Joey Chestnut, World Cup. Big thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE!

Happy International Greg Day! Also...it's Greg's birthday. Other than that, we give a complete wrap-up of what it's like to experience Bremerton as an outsider! From malt liquor in cars, famous twins, to attending Sarah's 20-year High School Reunion, it's pretty insane. Big thanks to Next Adventure for sponsoring FER!

GUEST: MOSES STORM. Greg is getting ready to head to the rough streets of Bremerton, Washington and needs some hints on how to act. Does he need a jean jacket? Switchblade? Sarah helps out with tips on how to "Talk like a Bremelo". Also, we are joined by Moses Storm! Moses is at Helium Comedy Club and has some great stories about his amazing career.

A new heel has arisen in the Cornhole League that Sarah and Greg are a part of and he must get a name. Oh boy, does he get one. Also, how do you handle bullies? Plus and update on the 'Rat Field' that Greg s dealing with. In WOC: Sarah has an INCREDIBLE idea to speed up Fast Food orders. In Ball Talk: Uruguay and the Beavers are winning.

With a 20-year High School Reunion on the horizon, Sarah must prepare herself to be 'glamorous' and is going to get eyelashes put on by a friend...for free. Greg has his own home beauty products to offer, plus would like to bring a cape and cane to the party, in addition to a pep up speech. It's going to be AMAZING!

GUESTS: JEREMIAH COUGHLAN and JAKE SILBERMAN. Greg may have further added to the file that he assuredly has at his gym. He swears he is NOT a 'starer guy', but isn't that what someone who is, says? Then we are joined by Jeremiah and Jake, hosts of Brine Time, a podcast about the Portland Pickles! The Pickles are a baseball team here and we have a great talk about what they do. Thanks for tuning in!

A recap of our extremely Portland weekend of Hump Festival and then emceeing the Rose City Beard and Mustache Competition is on tap to start the day off! Both were great and huge thanks to the Portland Beardsmen for bringing us on board for a 3rd year! Then we discuss the instances of a specific kind of mustache and what it might mean... Then in World of Crazy: International Tag, Hot Dog Water, Snake Noodle. Ball Talk: Uruguay, OSU Baseball. Huge thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE too!

Sarah is starting to worry about her upcoming High School reunion and realizes that her public perception on Facebook may be oriented towards....being a food monster. Pizzaburger hotdog. In World of Crazy: World Record, Dog Driving, Florida Man. Thanks everyone for listening!

A documentary about chickens has captured Greg's attention and we think it will for you too. Chicken People is both great and.....sad? It's great. Sarah is also back to watching horrifying Lifetime movies. In World of Crazy: Nickelodeon, Dog Mayor, Don't Take An AC. Ball Talk: OSUBB, World Cup BK on VK, Russian Beer, Team Japan. Plus, our brand new "Summer Sale" ad, that you'll have to hear to believe....there's a camel involved.

GUEST: Bri from Portland Mercury. We start off today with discussion of Greg and Sarah emceeing the Rose City Beard and Mustache Competition. As it is their third year in a row, the opening 'ceremonies' need to be discussed. This year's potential theme: Adventure! Then we are joined by Bri Brey from the Portland Mercury to discuss the Hump! Film Festival. This magnificent event is this weekend here and Bri tells us all about what goes into it, some of the films and some of the history. Get your tix to both!

GUEST: AARON DURAN. Direct from Geek In The City, Aaron joins us for today's episode! Talk ranges from a recap of the FER Experience this weekend and a summation of the "Rat Diagram" that Greg presented. There is a new possible monster next door and it's creepier than ever. In World of Crazy: Body Worlds, Florida Man, Bothell Hell House. Ball Talk: World Cup, Mystic Marcus. Go see Aaron at Nerd Communion, also thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE!