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Join Patrick and a cast of animated characters as they sing all the songs you know and love from the Harry Potter movies back to back! Jkjk welcome to the only podcast that can’t stop talking about mundane everyday things like who makes these smoke detectors and what’s the deal with batteries? Patrick annoys Big Irish Jay and the rest of the live audience by edging them constantly. Angie Krum is mad at Patrick but this is all just a big misunderstanding. We check in on Ocha Thai open mic, but it’s just unwatchable for so many reasons. Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn’t have one bad thing to say about Patrick in over thirty minutes of attempted analysis. It’s a weird one, and we’ve never seen Thai open up this much about Patrick, but perhaps they are friends now. Patrick offers Thai an olive branch.

Patrick is pleased to bring you one of the most wild and eventful group viewings in quite awhile. I hope you’ve all brought your bucket of crackered jack and caramelized corns. This Tuesday prior, Thai Rivera was at an open mic at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Las Vegas, one of his favorite klerbs, and honestly, one of the few he is still allowed to step foot in. After completely melting down on stage with a tirade of predictable slop directed at a peer comedian, Dee Lila, he was made to leave the stage in a fit of emotional panic. After this incident, Thai made the decision to put his hands on one, and possibly two, comedians. Is this the professionalism we need in the comedy community from the hero we deserve for pride month? Patrick talks to to comedian Dee Lila to get the real story, and find the truth about her claim that Thai yanked her venue, the Ocha Bar, from her well-manicured claws. We tune in live to Thai’s Comedy Dojo to watch his weekly dose of live lunacy. After making once of the most cringe announcements to the crowd ever uttered to a restaurant patrons, he can’t stop hiding from the camera and eventually is made to leave his own show twice due to his squirminess! Do not miss this 4-HOUR bonus bonanza!

It's SUNDAY! It's FUNDAY! It's time to see what's wrong in the world according to Patrick. We've got rumors swirling and comedy to watch! Pour yourself a glass of Tang and let's get to it! Thai is removed from a show by local comedy mom Irma Ruiz, and he isn't happy about it. That's not going to stop him from pretending to be Unbothered for 30 minutes about it. Our friend TommyNC2010 calls in to talk about dead dads, and of course tries to turn the conversation political and controversial. Vegas comedian Angie Krum has been taunting her new comedy special, but Patrick can't believe it's only ten minutes long. Some chat members are frothed over Patrick krumming the water, but is it worth it? This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only. Visit the site and login or register to access this content.

It’s been a rough week. Patrick is super broke now, so please send in your offers of tribute. The Tesla was repossessed and Brad has been been through a terrible ordeal while away at training camp. She’s home to tell the tale, and the pictures will sicken you. While doing what he thought was best for his sweet dog, injuries on each and every one of her paws forced her to have to leave for a vet inspection, and the results are awful. People are getting more and more dug-in and stupid. Thai Rivera wants $5000 to perform on a show with Patrick, once again cementing his intense fear of competition and exposure. Patrick would love to do something to benefit a charity, but Thai needs more money for table tops. Exclusive chat logs reveal his thirst for money, lack of concern for others, and constant gaslighting of his own fans. Finally, we watch a suggested video of Thai embarrassing himself on stage in Arizona for ten minutes while spouting hacky stereotypes and calling a woman who doesn’t deserve it names.

It’s been a crazy week, but things could be worse! Join Patrick in discussing all the hot news and topics of the day in a fun new way! You’ll never believe how broken everyone is, and there are plenty of receipts to go around. Did Patrick make the most extravagant purchase of his life? Ask his new Tesla, baby! Patrick describes some recent difficulty with paint matching. DL Hughley and Mo’ Nique are fighting about who the headliner was at a show nobody cares about in Detroit. Denny does eBay, and you’ll never guess how much a pair of jeans with some guac cost in his silly broken brain. Did Josh Denny steal a tweet from Patrick? Mike Boudet has really let himself go. Nick Starr is old and want to move to Cancun. We’ve got a new nut on Facebook to talk about in the future, and Patrick’s recent interaction with a close friend is a microcosm of what’s going on in the world of independent thought. Could things get any worse? Probably! Just check out the aftershow!

Patrick returns after hunting for sharks in the Andes and he has souvenirs for all the children, and receipts and health tips for the elderly. Patrick talks about his recent activities in the Las Vegas comedy community. We listen to Thai Rivera and wonder how a man can be so delusional and project as much as this comedy zero. We watch him show off another video of a show that is super empty, cringe and embarrassing. It’s worse than can be described. Patrick talks more about Butch Bradley and his “issues.” This s a wholesome family show about how to cope with your worldly desires while balancing your relationship with the almighty. Enjoy!

Patrick’s got tech problems leaking out his holes, but he’s still here for you baby. Patrick was supposed to be doing a show tonight but it got cancelled due to lack of audience. Most of this show is just endless meandering conversation, with no real point or lesson, but that should be no surprise to long-time fans of the show. Rumors from Agent O about Thai’s living situation. We revisit Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel’s hit song, “Squeezed.” We take a small detour down NLO memory lane, looking for old clips and songs from show days gone by,. More unseen footage from Thai’s Comedy Dojo, the most disastrous open mic in Las Vegas. Thai continues perpetuating the lie of running a productive and nurturing comedy opportunity while wielding his obsessive need to control and exercise power over a sea of lost open mic hopefuls!

A special live gathering where we will be having some beverages and giving away Jetskis! Patrick is feeling very philanthropic and will be giving away things through QR codes all show long, so get in on the fun! Kenan is cancelled! The stock market is tanking and Patrick isn’t happy about it. This will have a significant impact on any future car shopping deals. Learn why NFT’s and garbage coins are a scam, and how the creators make money. In another iteration of The Tweets I Seen, someone tries to sell Patrick weed, and of course the latest nonsense from Thai. Leaked footage from Agent O shows what really happens at Ocha Bar during open mics, and it’s some of the most cringey performance fart you’ve ever seen!

Patrick is joined in studio by Steve Branch, a fan-turned-friend who is here to blackmail Patrick live. Patrick is feeling very woozy after taking some things. Steve shares with us why he is in Vegas and walks us down a path of recreational cultivation. Patrick wants to buy a new car and has been shopping for a Kia EV6. The test drive went great, but these care dealers are bananas with their mandatory add-ons. A bunch of comedians are upset with Patrick about the Kenan Thompson Ultimate Comedy Experience. Trixx is in the competition and doesn't appreciate Patrick talking shit about it, and Big Irish Jay is mad at Patrick for trying to be honest and smooth things over. This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only. Visit the site and login or register to access this content.

Patrick is back after embarrassing himself last show with excessive drink. That won’t be happening this time. Patrick is still trying to get an Xbox, so somebody please get on that. Kenan Thompson is a bad person and is running a scam for the ages. Patrick has done some research and has uncovered one of the biggest comedy grifts going, perpetuated by a Saturday Night Live all-star and a real estate agent. It’s worse than it looks! Nick Starr-Street is in the chat room and wants to call in but Patrick knows the rule about inviting vampires in. Wait until you seen The Tweets I Seen! Josh Denny is up to his old shape-shifting ways. Thai Rivera has tweets that make no sense, border on racism, and constantly miss the point. He’s also pumped out a new podcast where he gets really sad at the end, but it could just be about his sign falling down. Stop being mad at Elon Musk – he isn’t your dad. Twitter is a pit of lies. We should all be ok with losing some of the not-yet-around kids. Knock it off with the God stuff.

Patrick has so much to talk to you about! This show gets very, very drunk. Apologies in advance for the wild opinions and slurred speech, as well as the fake ending. Patrick wants to start gaming again and wants to get an Xbox, but it seems like a frivelous purchase. So he wants you to buy him one. The chat room is being blessed by the presence of a Kennedy. We have TWO UNSEEN new videos from Thai Rivera that produce more questions than answers. One is a younger Thai arguing with his former landlord. One is a live stream test from Thai's new home in the middle of the night. Big Irish Jay brought his French bulldog over to play with Patrick's dog, and Patrick embarrassed himself with a pizza fiasco. This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only. Visit the site and login or register to access this content.

Patrick is back from a wedding in California and has some stories. Shooby’s wedding was fun, even if it was a long one and Patrick had to rent a tux. Tuxes are magical at making fat people look important. Of course there’s also some complaints. Avelo airlines is a little nuts and their planes may be falling apart. ACE rental cars is ripping people off and the employees aren’t quite sure if you need insurance. Artisan coffee shops need to get it together if they’re going to walk around like their beans don’t stink. The Santa Rosa airport is more tiny than you can imagine. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter, nothing has changed, and yet weak-minded dopes everywhere are losing their minds. Pour yourself a sarsaparilla and try to calm your emotions long enough to pull the good chair in to the TV room for a show.

It’s 4/20 bro, so toke up and stuff and feel the burn and stuff! Weed, right! There’s a brisket on the smoker and Patrick has to keep an eye on it during the show. If you’ve ever wanted to know how to smoke a brisket right, this show has everything you need to know. The world has had enough of your self-esteem and it has to stop. Patrick is heading to wine country for the weekend to attend the wedding of Shooby. There will be news, and no lettuce on the floor. Patrick shows his ignorance of YouTube personalities while roasting Ethan Klein, a lost boy with a show that sponsors and fans are turning on fast. Andy Dick is acting erratic and may be in serious danger. We watch the horror unfold from his weekend live stream. Thai Rivera is mad at a moving company for damaging all six of his belongings. Watch the latest stream of lies right here!

Pour a glass of pickle juice and wind down the weekend with Patrick and his puppet friends! It's Sunday Funday and we've got people to stare at! Patrick recaps his weekend, including doing a show with Big Irish Jay at the Dirty at 12:30, in which Jay embarrassed Patrick from the stage big time. Patrick is Juuling his troubles away tonight. We talk about how to quit smoking. The Ultimatum on Netflix is pure exploitative garbage. We watch Thai's latest attempt to get YouTube fame, which is to upload a video and then try to name it something controversial and clickbait-y to gain attention. Spoiler alert - it didn't work! This entire show is available for OVERDOSE MEMBERS ONLY! Join today! This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only. Visit the site and login or register to access this content.

BONUS SHOW! Patrick fires up the stream to hang with the common people, and see what there is to catch up on in the world of freaks and Greeks! Patrick is surprised that Keith and the Girl are still trying to get people to watch their YouTube channel, despite putting absolutely no effort in to production value or quality of content. We get a surprise call from TommyNC2010, one of the premier YouTube personalities in the world – just ask Daniel Tosh. We wrap up trying to get through another clusterfork of a show put out by Thai Rivera, but who has the time? LIKE THIS? Bonus shows like this and much more are typically available to Overdose Members only. Support the show today and get access to bonus content and our entire back catalog of crap!