Building a Better Dave

Today I introduce you to my new Great Nephew. He sure is little. It really drove home the point of how absolutely life changing kids are. I can honestly say that at age 43 I’m glad I don’t have this kind of responsibility that is soooo 24/7. I talk about how “The Countess” has made […]

Today’s show has the F word it. You’ve been warned.   This is one of the “weird” episodes where I just wonder why things go into my mind at certain times. I happened to notice that Apple Jacks has no mascot while most children’s cereals have a mascot (Tony the Tiger, Lucky for Lucky Charms, The […]

Cereal Killer

Today I talk about one of my life’s most embarrassing moments. I made a huge mistake, and I thought about not talking about it on the show. However, the “teacher” in me took over and I thought “If someone can learn from my mistake, it’s worth it.” All signs point to me not passing a […]

Drive By Schooling

It Ain’t Easy Being Green

Today I tell the story of trying to help my niece as she is in labor. The bad news is Hospitals make me physically sick due to some psychological reason beyond my control. It is very strange as my new great nephew was born on the same day my Mother died 19 years ago (in […]

I’ve noticed that when you go to just about ANY restaurant these days, if its someone’s birthday they bring the whole kitchen crew out to sing their “Hey It’s Your Birthday” song. I’ve also noticed that after about the 27th time of hearing this song the performance needs some tweaking. I think this whole thing was […]

Hey It’s Your Birthday

So my girlfriend and I listened to the book "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus in the car ride to Dayton Ohio where I was talking to the Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. I learned some new stuff as did my girlfriend. Men are like rubber bands. They have an intimacy cycle, where they get close, and then snap away. When they stretch as far as they can they will then snap back. If a women tries to stop them from "stretching" it causes problems. Women are like waves. They go up and down. If you try to stop the natural cycle of women. If you try to stop this cycle, it causes issues as well. So you can see where if a women is "crashing" and a man is "Stretched out" it could cause a problem if both parties don't understand that they are just being male/female. I found it interested and it has given "The nurse" and myself some valuable insights. P.S. The song "Rubber band Man" is from The Spinners. Buy it in iTunes using this link or Buy it at Amazon.com P.S. Yes I know there is a typo in the album art. .... sigh....

Rubber Band Man

Today I talk about being in a house that is 75% percent women most of the time (and how it makes toilet paper and endangered species). Also, this weeks Cosmopolitan magazine has a headline that says, "Be a genius in bed." (or something like that). I mean sex has been around for a while. Don't you think we've got a pretty good grip on it (no pun intended). Is there really anything 100% new? So I talk about some of the things I expect to see if and when I read a cosmopolitan magazine.

Today I talk about being in a house that is 75% percent women most of the time (and how it makes toilet paper and endangered species).

Relationship2.0

So my trust went left of center this weekend as I let some small circumstances get the best of me and get "in my head" making me act like someone I don't want to be. I'm not very proud of myself. In the end, my "suspicious" attitude showed "The Nurse" how much I TRULY cared, and that made her happy (not a recommended practice). In the end we put all the cards on the table, and came back with "Relationship 2.0" Its stronger, faster, and built to last. Guys if you find yourself suspicious, its best to get the information directly from the source, instead of finding bits and pieces and trying t connect the dots. MUSIC "I Believe in Us" by Marc Doiron off of the Podsafe Music network (music.podshow.com) Buy his music at cdbaby.com you can also buy the download of the single in itunes or buy the entire "Time in Precious" album