Summary: Simon returns after an absence but where was MP Red for the last week? Simon sets his sights on some players. Riise? Finnan? Maybe. And who is the star of stage, screen and animal enclosure? Has Carragher become slow? And how did Liverpool lose to Barnsley? Benitez out? The Panel sees a seat for Dave and it looks at the apparent disconnect between European and domestic success. The black arts. What are they and who practices them and why don't Liverpool? And refs - are they really bought off? Maybe, but you'd be surprised to hear where. Chelsea and Liverpool with the wrong managers? And Middlesboro indicative of English European success? Dion Fanning with a scathing look at fair weather fans, biased journalists and pundits and some statistics with which you just can't argue. But he's really angry. Scouse Paul travels to Monaco or was it Italy? And how do you end up in an abandoned hospital with messages written on your face? The Feedback section sees a subdued Simon rant - not as good as his others, but a rant nonetheless. We've missed those. MP Red - a thing of beauty that will only increase your intelligence.
