Explosion of Maximum Impact

Summary: WHA-CHOW. IT'S LIKE BETTING 90 GALLONS OF LASAGNA ON A POOL GAME. - Card Games for Charity is hosting a bunch of charity auctions to benefit Jay Snyder and his family. Get in on that action and help give back to a man that's given his fans so much. - VIDERO GRAMS. Megaman X for iOS blows ass(?) Buy Sonic CD on the PSN. Sonic Generations is on Steam via Amazon for $15. Buy that too! BUY ALL THE GAMES. Also - maybe a hoax, but - http://www.black-aperture.com/ ???? - Advice panel! We get updates from past advice-ees, covet shark dicks, talk about the best of the best N64 games, then somehow get wrapped into a deep and meaningful conversation about lesbian sex. As if we didn't have enough of your attention already. - SOPA! Hey! Do you like our show? Yeah! We do too! If this shit passes, we might be thrown in jail and or fined for doing it! Don't like that prospect? We don't either! Sign these petitions to show your dissention for SOPA. It takes like two seconds to sign up. Do it. DO IT! > http://stopcensorship.org/ > http://avaaz.org/en/save_the_internet/ > https://action.eff.org/o/9042/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=8173 > http://demandprogress.org/ - SUPER EXTENDED HOLIDAY WHA-CHOW! HAPPY FUCKIN' HOLIDAYS. Our gift to you is horribly written Garfield fanfiction thanks to ToplessRobot - with bonus hilarious improv song by Kirb. It's about lasagna. No regifting.