Summary: H3 has nothing to do with the first two movies. That didn't do anyone a favor. Everyone in this movie deserved to die, and I think we died a little watching it. Negative 4 stars. As low as you can go without having Ringo Starr or Nick Cage actually in your movie. We even invoke the name of Cage because this movie is worse than Ghost Rider. This one's dedicated to the Brawny paper towel guy. Cleanup in aisle five!
