Summary: The Rapture was yesterday and the 'real' believers should be gone to heaven and enjoying filet mignon, collard greens & peach cobbler with the Lord. How many theists do you know that were raptured up on Saturday, May 21, 2011? Did any theists leave behind notes to share with us unbelievers? Did they sign over their assets to you? Do you have plans to become a squatter at that nice cathedral on the corner since no one is using it anymore? It will make a nice condo community! It already has a nice wading pool that can be converted into a jacuzzi. Should we place their photo's on bottles of apple cider vinegar? Please share your missing theist reports. 1 (310) 982-4273
