328 Penisology

Summary: When you really want to get some in-depth, accurate information on a subject the best person to consult is an expert. Ideally, you'll find someone that has a degree in the subject, someone that has studied it extensively or even someone that has personal experience in the matter. If for some reason you wanted to know all about penises, the last person you'd want to consult is a Lesbian, much less a Gold Star Lesbian.