Summary: It turns out 8% of Rotten Tomato critics can be wrong. This is as bad of a movie as we've seen that didn't start with "Twi" and end with "light." Or star the horse faced woman. Or... well, I suppose all the movies we see are pretty bad. But this one is also bad! Episode highlights include: Chris didn't watch the movie but we make him participate anyway. A giant, flying beaver. The whitest character named Ang ever. Lightning bonus round! We spoil the ending for every movie in the last 20 years. And much more!
