Summary: What's the most awkward thing you do?? "At the fair I was waiting for my cheese curds and someone got the big bucket and I said to the girl next to me "CHEESE-US CHRIST, am I right?" No laugh. Nothing. And then I just had to awkwardly stand by her after." "I make morbid jokes and catch people off guard. At my brothers wake, a lady that came through was like "you look like someone I know who is it?" and I said, "is it the dead guy in the casket over there?" When she said no, I was mortified..." "Awkward secret... getting caught by my employee rubbing a magazine perfume sample on myself." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
