S01E26: Farm A Logical War

Summary: You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one! Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade. As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.) TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!". SHOW NOTES Bells Palsy Nurse How to Vaccinate Anti-Vaxxers REAL AUDIO BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS! Nashville Explosion Be warned: Guilford County's COVID enforcers are making the rounds —and watching More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020 How Climate Change Turned Venus from an Earth-like Planet to Uninhabitable Wasteland An Open Letter To Dr. Anthony Fauci The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony COVID-19 stimulus bill proposes up to 10 years in prison for “unauthorized streaming” China Jails Citizen Journalist for Her Accounts of Covid-19 in Wuhan Suspicions grow that nanoparticles in Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine trigger rare allergic reactions The Coronavirus Has Reached Antarctica. Now It's On Every Continent The COVID Clap WHO Deletes Naturally Acquired Immunity from Its Website Moderna's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine was designed in just 2 days Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cell Mate Is Dead, With No Further Explanation Satan Commercial Match Facebook is reportedly building a tool called 'TLDR' A NEW SATELLITE CAN PEER INSIDE BUILDINGS, DAY OR NIGHT Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth