78.) The Christmas Sessions: The Night Before Christmas in the Adirondack Mountains




The 46 of 46 Podcast show

Summary: “The Night Before Christmas in the Adirondack Mountains”<br>Written by Kinnon Appleton<br>Adapted from Clement C. Moore’s poem, “The Night Before Christmas”<br><br>T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the Park<br>There was snow softly falling, it was quiet and dark.<br><br>The backpacks were hung by the chimney with care,<br>In hopes that St. Nicholas would bring some new gear.<br><br>The hikers were nestled all snug in their beds,<br>While visions of summit views danced in their heads.<br><br>And me in my tech wick and my darn tough socks,<br>I just couldn’t sleep; I dreamed of climbing those ice-covered rocks.<br><br>When out of my window I saw the moon rising,<br>I gathered my gear and I started off driving.<br><br>Down the road to the Loj I sped with great hast,<br>Not a moment more of this night did I dare want to waste.<br><br>The moon it did glisten on the new fallen snow<br>So I laced up my boots and I started to go.<br><br>When what to my wondering eyes did appear,<br>But a view of the High Peaks so close and so near.<br><br>With their summits jutting up into the night sky,<br>I knew in a moment up the trail I must fly.<br><br>More rapid than eagles the mountain views came<br>And I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:<br><br>“Up Marcy, up Redfield, up Gray, Cliff, and Wright<br>Up Street and up Nye and then on to Skylight”<br><br>To the top of the mountains, I must reach every summit.<br>“I can do this,” I said, I know hiker’s who’ve done it.<br><br>Trekking poles in my hands and snowshoes on feet,<br>I was making great time, not a moment to eat.<br><br>So up to the mountain tops, this hiker he flew,<br>With my backpack full of gear, and water, and goo.<br><br>And then, in a twinkling, I heard through the trees,<br>The crunching of snow by boots with great ease.<br><br>As I drew in my head and was turning around,<br>Down the trail St. Nicholas came with a bound.<br><br>He was dressed all in Gortex, his suit was bright red,<br>And a big floppy hat sat on top of his head.<br><br>A compass in hand, and GPS on his back,<br>He had all the right gear in his Santa Clause pack.<br><br>His microspikes how they glistened, his headlamp how bright,<br>And I thought to myself, “Am I seeing this right?”<br><br>His boots were laced up tight with a bow,<br>And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.<br><br>The hose of his camelback he held tight in his teeth,<br>And his scarf it encircled his heard like a wreath.<br><br>He had a broad face and a little round belly<br>That shook when he hiked, like a bowl full of jelly.<br><br>He started along, that old elf was fast<br>And I yelled from behind him, “Hey Santa you ever heard the 46 of 46 podcast?”<br><br>He nodded his head as he trekked through the snow<br>And I said to myself, “OK! Time to go!”<br><br>He spoke not a word, but went straight up the trail,<br>I tried to keep up but I was chasing his tail.<br><br>And laying his finger aside of his nose,<br>And giving a nod, to the summit he rose.<br><br>He sprang up the rock face, to the top he did climb.<br>So fast, and so quick, he left me behind.<br><br>But I heard him exclaim, ere he hiked out of sight.<br>“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”