PILLBOX: The Wish Book




The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues show

Summary: <br> <br> <br> <br> (Originally posted May 3, 2011) I saw <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Beck</a> at the doctor’s office and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_reid">Tara Ried</a> at the meat counter. Apparently neither of them were invited to the big wedding across the pond.  Man, I haven’t seen this many people get this excited about breeding show dogs since, well, 1981.   Frankly, I thought the whole monarchy thing had run it’s course, until I saw Prince William/The Duke of Cambridge and his new (hot) bride driving around in an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_Martin_Volante">Aston Martin Volante</a> with a “Learner” plate on the front.  Sweet move, Billy!<br> I talked reality with my agent.  Honestly, if you’re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.<br> We started the odyssey of getting a new heating system put into the house.  We’ll see how that all turns out.  We had guys from a major American retailer come over to give us a quote.  We thought they’d never leave.  Eventually we signed on the dotted line.  Then, they started to get cranky.  Bad move.  Something they need to keep in mind: We don’t need the heater until October.  Mind your manners…<br> My apologies to Tara Reid for not remembering she was Bunny Lebowski.