Your Septic Tank is Full of Ghosts

Summary: Ghosts are everywhere. They're in your bedroom, in your car, in your plumbing, in your 2 stroke weed eater engine, in your hair, in your parent's sex dungeon, in your Skinny Cinnamon Dulce Latte, in your leftover Chinese food, in your sock drawer, in your podcast microphone, and in your elderly, racist cat. The good news is that if you're in need of an expert to come and help deal with your ghost problem, there are a lot of them out there. Like a lotta lot. Like a crazy amount of people call themselves ghost hunters. Are they legit or are they just running around like a bunch of meddling kids? Listen...and be enlightened.