Summary: When Shawn Silverman’s marriage ends, he joins OKCupid and promptly meets F. Scott SuperFan Nickie, whose fetish for archery and flesh hooks feels like going from 0 to 120 after his 7 year relationship. How can he keep up with this wild child? Utilizing a trail of literary tributes and some dodgy GPS instructions, he shows this ButtSex Champion that while the Vanilla may be lacking in needle play skills, they more than make up for it by paying attention. Zelda would be so proud! #AnalHook #BrokenBones
