Summary: Today's Moron of the Day! https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/maryland-bar-unveils-social-distancing-tubes-for-drinkers/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons Today on Morons in the news: The watermelon head robbery! The bumper car bar... The social distancing brawl.
