Summary: Today's Moron of the Day! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/05/Louisiana-police-warn-of-aggressive-chicken-stalking-bank-customers/8081588690090/?sl=8 Today on Morons in the news: Watch out for the aggressive chickens. I had to speed to get my McMuffin Take the money and attempt to run. Roller blading getaway.