Summary: Things That Only Happened at School. Toddler Screaming Old McDonald. Man Stuck in Crane During Nashville Tornado. Morons in the News: Shoplifter Goes for the Bacon. Bonus Morons in the News. Chuck E. Cheese in the News. Karthik’s America. Talkback Caller: Pizza Talk. Daniel Craig to Host SNL. Can You Believe This S***? Origins of the Middle Finger. The Most Empowering Life Experiences. The 12 Foot Bed. Paulina Porizkova. Waking Up in the Middle of the Night.
