Blasphemy!

Summary: Blasphemy! A TJ Klune Short Story When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics. Taking God's advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him. The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan's dismay. Blasphemy! Where God is a frat bro who wants to get his brother laid, Satan absolutely does not have time for this shit, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree. CONTENT WARNING Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah. Written by TJ Klune | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram Produced by Kirt Graves | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram The text version of Blasphemy! is available at tjklunebooks.com Find the Klunatics Facebook group. All music and sound effects used in this production are licensed by Storyblocks Audio.