JIS: Is Aluve's Tattoo That Bad?

Summary: Jose Altuve subtly showed off his tattoo today. We will discuss whehter it was so hideous that he needed to shield it from the world. Mike Trout unloads on the Astros. Mike Tomline unloads on ESPN. Is there any chance Myles Garrett is telling the truth about Mason Rudolph? Is "Mr. Nanny" the greatest movie ever? Z Dog has dropped his most fire jam in years.