Hard Factor 2/5: WTFW - Cult Authors Murder Spouses And Flee To Hawaii, A Couple of Dumb Mayors, Man Steals 17k On First Day Of Work, Lots of Exposed Genitals

Summary: You the listener submitted the following: - A missing Idaho woman was found in Hawaii and the story involves multiple cults and multiple deaths - There's a violent masturbator is on the loose tune in to find out who it is and where - A man almost dies at McDonalds and it's not from the food or a fight with a patron; a deer trucked him at full sprint in the parking lot - A New Jersey Mayor exposed himself to his staff while drunk at a company party at a female employees house - An expiring Wisconsin Mayor is pulling out all the stops by filling out his constituents mailboxes with rolls of toilet paper and a message saying "get it done" - Iowa still hasn't figured it out with the caucus winner - A new hire at the 'Go On Gas' in CT stole $17,000 on his very first day of work inclusive of lottery tickets, cigarettes, cash, and his own personal employment file and he is currently unknown and on the lamb - Bacon argument leads to attempted murder - Man riding bicycle home from 'Chilis' tries to pay hooker with cheeseburger and gets arrested by undercover cop Brought to you by: - PredictIt - If you want to gamble on the news like the rest of us and get a free $20 to do so, go to PredictIt create an account and deposit at least $20 - 1-800-FLOWERS - To order 18 Red Roses for $29.99 or UPGRADE to 24 Red Roses for only $10 more, go to 1-800-Flowers and enter code Hard Factor