Summary: The Family Turned Him into a Dancing Monkey. Seems Like a Bad Idea. The People's Shopper: Bacon Boss Morons in the news. The Moronic Snow Plow Driver. Jessica Can't Handle the Silence. Michael Carbanaro. Who's Rattling the Door? Bob the Trophy Wife. Damian Left Out in the Cold. Jeremy the Stoner. Walker, Texas Racoon. What's on Todd's Mixtape? Jane the Perplexed Teacher. Ye Olde Cures.
