Summary: Has Pat's missing gun been found? A new bank opens up just for the LGBTQ+ community. New Hampshire decides it's time for a woman in the White House. It doesn't matter which one; just any woman will do. One of the Democratic candidates is taking "conservative" stances. President Trump stops us from changing light bulbs. Vinyl records on pace to outsell CDs? How to stop Google from spying on you. Pro-abortion group vandalizes pro-life billboard. Environmentalist ends up doing more harm than good.
