Summary: Alabama is bracing for Dorian, according to the president, at least. Victory for Hong Kong? CNN hosts a crucial town hall on climate change, and the Democrats roll out the madness. Bernie doesn't like babies, Kamala's coming for your plastic straws, and Biden suffers an eyeball malfunction. Stu and Jeffy join the show for 2019 NFL predictions! Climate change compared to Nazi Germany, and that's not even the scariest news Beto had for his kid. The numbers are in, and America's poor are better off than most of the world. San Francisco takes a stand against a "terrorist organization": the NRA.
