Useless Drivel – Merry Spitemas!

Summary: Merry Christmahanakwanzica to all of you out there in internet land! Here's to making it to the home-stretch of this craptastic year! May all the coal Krampus leaves in your dirty fireplace sock be worth it's weight in gold during the 2017 nuclear apocalypse! Enjoy it while it lasts, y'all!