I'd Rather Watch Him, Than Talk To Them




Strawberry Letter show

Summary: Dear Steve and Shirley, my friends and family say that I have a problem. I don’t think I do. Here’s the issue at hand… I'm in love with a married, handsome, debonair, bald man. He's married to a very beautiful woman and he has a beautiful family that he adores greatly. I want to be clear, I'm not in love with him in a sexual way. I'm just in love with his TV shows... I’m totally hooked. I watch all of his shows and I listen to him daily on the radio. I can watch two shows at a time because I have a Firestick.......