Summary: We find out today that Seattle is the 39th most diverse city in America, so we offer up a “diverse” mixture of topics. From legal/illegal upskirt photos to corporate wedding vows to horrifying news about guacamole, this show is three times as diverse as Detroit.<br> Squeezing in at the last minute with is two-year-old’s stolen guitar, the (insert adjective) Ethan Anderson of Massy Ferguson world premieres a new song showing his toddler how it’s done – you don’t jump up and down on the instrument!<br> Join Massy Ferguson at <a href="http://www.thetripledoor.net/Calendar/Events/March-2014/Massy-Ferguson-w--Sassparilla.aspx?date=2014-03-21" target="_blank">the Triple Door on March 21st</a>.<br> Reason enough not to leave for Mars. Yet.<br> <a href="http://www.martyriemer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/massyferguson.jpg"></a><br>
