Summary: "Oh, dear mother in thy kitchen, wouldst thou display thy kindness upon your child, as I harken back to how thy hast bestowed thy merciful blessings heaped upon the head of thee, might thy, in your great power to disperse, shower thee with thy advocacy agreement of a thirst quenching portion of water?" OR... "Hey mom, may I have a glass of water?" Lesson: When speaking to God or about God, let's just communicate normally!
