Summary: (Segment 1) Jesse's Talking Cats, Fortune Cookie Writer Retires, (2) The Chief Justice Wants Boys To Be Treated Unfairly!, (3) Meet Lawnchair Larry..., (4) Heartbroken Father's Letter To Incoming Freshman, (5-7) "I Had Two Baby Mommas.... It's Not Like I Read About It In A Book", (8) Burning Question: Should High Schools Offer Nap Time?
