Softy H2 - Shohei Ohtani to Mariners?/Earl Thomas chat/Petros Papadakis/Textimonials

Summary: Softy and Shockey are pumped about the realistic possibility of Shohei Ohtani coming to the Mariners. Earl Thomas gets the honor of talking with Softy about Christmas and football. Petros Papadakis is on for his weekly visit and things get pretty silly (as usual). Textimonials react to Petros, the arena, and share some dumb jokes.