Summary: <p><strong>Yo Ho Ho</strong><br><br><strong>Declared bankrupt a week before Xmas.</strong><br><strong>Wife ran off to Spain with my best mate.</strong><br><strong>Lost house moved into caravan.</strong><br><strong>Backed over the neighbours cat now she's suing me.</strong><br><strong>Car rolled back when I tried to free it and broke my leg.</strong><br><strong>Chip pan fire burned caravan down.</strong><br><strong>Slipped on ice and broke my other leg.</strong><br><strong>Car got clamped in Inverness. </strong><br><strong>Got mugged, couldn't pay... car impounded and crushed.</strong><br><strong>Slept rough on streets for first time.</strong><br><strong>A Dog peed on me.</strong><br><strong>Got Hypothermia.</strong><br><strong>A drunk peed on me.</strong><br><strong>Bought scratch card with last pound and won £200</strong><br><strong>Lost scratch card.</strong><br><strong>Nice old man gave me a fiver for food.</strong><br><strong>Bad young man broke my nose and took it off me.</strong><br><strong>Cut my hand while skip diving for food scraps.</strong><br><strong>Got food poisoning off food scraps.</strong><br><strong>Now got the shits.</strong><br><strong>Not vomiting as much now.</strong><br><strong>Cut Hand now badly infected.</strong><br><strong>Frostbite in other hand.</strong><br><strong>Can't afford pain killers.</strong><br><strong>No room at Salvation Army Hostel.</strong><br><strong>Cold, broke, hungry, homeless, wet, lonely and freezing on Xmas eve.</strong><br><strong>10 below freezing tonight... lucky to make morning,</strong><br><strong>Face turning blue. Hands getting numb.</strong><br><strong>Can't feel legs anymore.</strong><br><strong>Started snowing... now it's sleeting.</strong><br><strong>Temperature plummeting...</strong></p><br> <p><br><br><strong>Yo Ho Ho Merry Fecking Xmas...</strong></p>
