Summary: <p>A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating.</p> <p><span id="more-537"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Introduction</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mindthunderradio.com/" target="_blank">Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio”</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/11/why-wont-my-parakeet-eat_n_353913.html" target="_blank">“Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea” introduction</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/guest-column-why-wont-my-parakeet-eat-my-diahrrea/" target="_blank">3 reasons why your parakeet won’t eat your diarrhea</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/09/08/mike-pence-says-its-inarguable-that-putin-is-a-stronger-leader-than-obama/" target="_blank">Putin is a stronger leader than Obama</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/full-text-trump-values-voter-summit-remarks-227977" target="_blank">Trump remarks on Phyllis Schlafly at the voter summit.</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/439861/trumps-plan-isis" target="_blank">Trump’s super secret plan to defeat Isis</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" target="_blank">Trump only takes his heart medication half the time.</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1176072525807666/?type=3&theater" target="_blank">If you don’t love freedom, MOVE!</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/08/rather-be-in-jail-70-year-old-man-robs-bank-to-get-arrested-and-away-from-wife-police-say/" target="_blank">‘Rather be in jail’: 70-year-old man robs bank to get arrested and away from wife, police say</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly Summarized news</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.refinery29.com/2016/09/122002/target-first-work-week-documentation?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=facebook_share" target="_blank">Guy documents his fist week of work at target</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/09/glistening-solar-panels-photographed-by-reuben-wu/" target="_blank">Nevada SolarReserve photographed by Reuben Wu</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Reuben_01.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-543 size-medium" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Reuben_01-300x200.jpg" width="300" height="200"></a></p> <p> </p><p>Special Guest: Scott Hofmeister.</p>
