Summary: <p>High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.</p> <p><span id="more-567"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Introduction</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/laurenekelly" target="_blank">Lauren Kelly on Twitter</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" target="_blank">“It’s like business 101”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/donald-trump-respect-women/index.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Nobody has more respect for women than I do.”</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trumps-jobs-plan-folks-is-it-hot-in-here-or-w-1787524017" target="_blank">“It’s hot in here.”</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/10/trump-time-capsule-129-nobody-says-it-the-other-way/503117/" target="_blank">“Neh-VAH-da”</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Not The Onion</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/10/04/boy-has-impure-thoughts-blames-cheerleaders-skirts-school-punishes-cheerleaders/" target="_blank">Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1200638530017732/?type=3&theater" target="_blank">Masturbation is gay</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/anti-lego-slippers-brand-station/" target="_blank">Lego slippers</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/10/inside-the-well-traveled-sketchbooks-of-artist-dina-brodsky/" target="_blank">Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/DinaBrodksy_01.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-572 size-medium" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/DinaBrodksy_01-300x300.jpg" width="300" height="300"></a></p> <p> </p><p>Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.</p>
